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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread


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On 16/09/2021 at 18:16, Bruce Spanner said:

 


You two gentleman of a certain age might want to think about this, looks amazing, though you’ll be dead so not feel the benefits.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.abc.net.au/article/9894804

 

 


Looks awesome and the King of Sweden agrees.

 

Bang up for this.  Should call it PromHenderson.  You go to pieces in the box*

 

* Yes I know.

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1 hour ago, Ken Robber said:

Only 28 and I've got to the point where I'm going to bed and then waking up injured 

 

Had a crick in my neck since Monday 

I’ve 20 years on you. I go to bed and wake up feeling like I’ve been run over by a truck then kicked the fuck out of by one of these cage fighters you youngsters like. The body struggles to get out of a bed the mind would quite happily never leave.

 

In other words, fuck off. 

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1 hour ago, Ken Robber said:

Only 28 and I've got to the point where I'm going to bed and then waking up injured 

 

Had a crick in my neck since Monday 

I hate to say it but in my medical experience that’s probably something terminal. A crick in your neck in your 20s is a really bad sign. Really sorry for you. Make the most of what little time you have left. Be strong. 

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2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve 20 years on you. I go next door and binge myself to the point of a coma on lesbians, coke and watching close up magic then struggle home on my hands and knees, go to bed and wake up feeling like I’ve been run over by a truck then kicked the fuck out of by one of these cage fighters you youngsters like. The body struggles to get out of a bed the mind would quite happily never leave.

 

In other words, fuck off. 

Fixed that for you, no need to thank me. 

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2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I hate to say it but in my medical experience that’s probably something terminal. A crick in your neck in your 20s is a really bad sign. Really sorry for you. Make the most of what little time you have left. Be strong. 

That's cheered you up no end, hasn't it?

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