The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

59 minutes ago, magicrat said:

I prescribe beer

I have been on that prescription for 35 years.

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I have been on that prescription for 35 years.

Up the dosage 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Up the dosage 

Will do Doctor!

[magicrat]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Will do Doctor!

That's the spirit. Only here to help

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

That's the spirit. 

That would be upping the dosage.

[magicrat]

24 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

That would be upping the dosage.

Too many fucking doctors on here

[Elite]

Can I be prescribed some lager please, preferably 4 pints a day with no side effects or weight gain.

[magicrat]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

Can I be prescribed some lager please, preferably 4 pints a day with no side effects or weight gain.

There's fuck all wrong with you . Malingerers wasting my time. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Pretty sure 'we' were invited to a swingers weekend today.

 

Sweetinnocentme 'Oh, that sounds great, there's loads for the kids to do there'

 

Sexpeoplethem 'No, we were thinking no kids, they might get in the way'

 

I'll make a mental note of the fit ones cars keys before hand...

[Section_31]

Developing a fascination with bacofoil.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Pretty sure 'we' were invited to a swingers weekend today.

 

Sweetinnocentme 'Oh, that sounds great, there's loads for the kids to do there'

 

Sexpeoplethem 'No, we were thinking no kids, they might get in the way'

 

I'll make a mental note of the fit ones cars keys before hand...

I bet they're Jehovah's Witnesses looking to indoctrinate you. Bit embarrassing when you turn up to dinner wearing only a cockring.

[Jairzinho]

33, fucking hell.

[Jose Jones]

19 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

33, fucking hell.

Happy Birthday!

You young bastard.

[Jairzinho]

23 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Happy Birthday!

You young bastard.

Ha, cheers.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

33, fucking hell.

33,in my dreams. Happy birthday young fella.

[stringvest]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

33, fucking hell.

 

Jesus wept.  Happy birthday  J - have a lovely day. 

[Section_31]

Taking ages to heal, I'm like Wolverine in reverse these days. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My memory is getting worse. Short term is bad enough, but I've now got to the stage of seeing someone, knowing I dislike them because of something, but I can't remember what it is.

 

I'm committed to it though, so I'm sure I had a good reason.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

On 24/05/2019 at 13:02, Section_31 said:

Taking ages to heal, I'm like Wolverine in reverse these days. 

Have you had your sugar levels checked? 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

When your missus and family start plugging you for what you fancy for your birthday and you start looking at kitchen appliances. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 20/05/2019 at 08:49, stringvest said:

 

Jesus wept. 

You'd certainly know old fella.

[Section_31]

Getting depressed watching Logan.

[Chairman Meow]

I actually do remember when most of where I live was all fields. 

[General Dryness]

I hadn't seen this sketch before. If you're feeling a certain way about life it hits home.

 

 

[Davelfc]

On 24/07/2019 at 19:54, chevettehs said:

I actually do remember when most of where I live was all fields. 

I had a reverse moment the other week with the kids on the car, driving past some open ground and saying "I remember when this was all houses"

 

Sitting with my son last weekend and watching Apollo 11 (the film) I was five when the first men went to the moon and remember watching the moon landing live. The biggest thrill then was that TV was on very early in the morning. 

 

Waking up with injuries, I didn't strain anything that I can recall but last week woke up with my Achilles buggered. I'm pretty sure someone has a key to my place and sneaks in and beats me up of a night.