The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Guest Pistonbroke]

When you have to use driving glasses, even more so when 70% of the time you get into your journey and realise you have forgotten the cunting things. 

[lifetime fan]

When my ol man finally admitted he needed glasses, he said his arms weren't long enough to read the paper anymore.

[PestiRed]

When you have to use driving glasses, even more so when 70% of the time you get into your journey and realise you have forgotten the cunting things.

 

Leave them in the car?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Leave them in the car?

 

Ahh, forgot to mention they are also for watching the TV. Might be worth just buying a second pair. 

[PestiRed]

Ahh, forgot to mention they are also for watching the TV. Might be worth just buying a second pair.

 

Definitely get some. It used to drive me mad when the missus forgot glasses for driving so I forced her to get a pair to keep in her car - her standard response was "ah, don't worry, I don't really need them"

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Definitely get some. It used to drive me mad when the missus forgot glasses for driving so I forced her to get a pair to keep in her car - her standard response was "ah, don't worry, I don't really need them"

 

I could get a pair with a chain on them to hang around my neck. 

[Grinch]

In bed, at 7pm, cursing fireworks, kids, dogs and any other cunt that dares to make noise cause I've an early start tomorrow.  

[AbbaZabba]

At 36 I feel I should have plenty of spunk left in me alas the only true pleasures I get in life these days are the satisfaction of curling off a really good shit and the joy of putting on a brand spanking new pair of slippers

[tokyojoe]

At 36 I feel I should have plenty of spunk left in me alas the only true pleasures I get in life these days are the satisfaction of curling off a really good shit and the joy of putting on a brand spanking new pair of slippers

No cardigan?

[lifetime fan]

Fucking slippers?

 

I hope I die before I ever wear slippers.

[Iceman]

Strictly a fashion choice or are you allergic? 

[lifetime fan]

As soo as i get in I take my shoes and socks off. 

 

I just massively prefer not having anything on my feet.

[lifetime fan]

But fucking hell, slippers?

[AbbaZabba]

Yes slippers.

 

There's a distinct lack of carpets in our house.

 

And a slightly incontinent dog.

[VladimirIlyich]

Yes slippers.

 

There's a distinct lack of carpets in our house.

 

And a slightly incontinent dog.

A bit harsh on your wife's toilet habits there.

[Remmie]

Nothing wrong with slippers, love mine, except for when they make me stumble which is constantly

[VladimirIlyich]

Nothing wrong with slippers, love mine, except for when they make me stumble which is constantly

I wear the flip flop style of slipper instead of the full foot ones these days. I think they are called 'pool shoes' or whatever in shops but are just flip flops without the bit between the toes. No sweatiness either.

[Bobby Hundreds]

My missus bought me slippers can I fuck walk up the stairs in them without losing them or falling up the stairs. They also have what appear to be built in brake discs which jam on at random times when walking on wood floor.

[Furmedge]

Pondering whether to take up a Private Eye subscription.

[Kloppite]

In bed, at 7pm, cursing fireworks, kids, dogs and any other cunt that dares to make noise cause I've an early start tomorrow.

Same here.

 

My shifts start tomorrow and i have to be up at 5am.

 

It dawned on me before its bommy night and its saturday. This means not only is there going to be fireworks but as its saturday they are very likely going to going off all hours into the night.

 

Luckily enough i brought some ear plugs home from work the other day when the cunts at the back where getting their roof done.

[Kloppite]

Having to get up on a Sunday morning to go to work in a job that isnt a paper round.

[Jenson]

Completely dreading my hangover tomorrow before I've even had a drink

[Tony Moanero]

Yes slippers.

 

There's a distinct lack of carpets in our house.

 

And a slightly incontinent dog.

Slippers are boss.

[PestiRed]

I miss bonfire night. Love being round a big fire, watching the guy slowly go up. Mulled wine, baked potatoes and we used to have a big pot of chilli to keep us warm. Smell of fireworks was actually quite nice as well

 

Suggested that we recreate the burning of Catholics here and just got a bunch of strange looks

[Elite]

Completely dreading my hangover tomorrow before I've even had a drink

I am on a day session tomorrow and Am already crying about monday.