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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread


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Moaning about money

 

Moaning about the younger generation

 

Moaning about going out

 

Moaning about not having any tea bags left

 

Paying a mortgage

 

Going even more grey

 

Falling asleep after sex

 

Watching Nature and Travel programs and enjoying them

 

Turning the music down

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An early night is a welcome chance to curl up with the cat and a book rather than the opening gambit to an all-night sex session with the missus.

 

Radio 4 is great to listen to, except for when they have that young-voiced bloke doing the shipping forecast. Sod off, youngie. The shipping forecast works best with an elderly Scottish accent.

 

Only drinking 2 pints in the pub whilst watching the footy. Not because you're skint, but because that's all you fancy.

 

Getting out of bed and stretching you legs sounds like someone playing the maraccas.

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Moaning about money

 

Moaning about the younger generation

 

Moaning about going out

 

Moaning about not having any tea bags left

 

Paying a mortgage

 

Going even more grey

 

Falling asleep after sex

Watching Nature and Travel programs and enjoying them

 

Turning the music down

 

 

You don't need to be old / getting old to do that!

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