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My so called mate...

Scott_M

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Kev Saunderson Mentor

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I mailed him when I got home last nigt saying he's crossed a line and that she pissed herself laughing at him.

 

 

This is the line that made me realise that the world is fucked and so fucking lazy. I wouldn't be emailing anyone. I'd be right over his house kicking off big style.

 

Technology has made people so lazy its untrue. Facebook, more like Cuntbook.

 

I am on this Facebook and I have friends that I would not stop and speak to in the street....Why are they my friends?????? A girl I work with recommended me a friend once. It was her Brother that I have said hello to about twice. Why would I be friends with someone like that????? I am going on this Facebook in a minute and removing all the people that I foolishly 'added' (I hate that fucking word big time. I also don't like the words Poke, Wall, Super Wall and request. This is all because of Facebook).

 

By the way Paulie, if this was in New Jersey, your friend would be whacked.

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Scott_M Grand Master

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This is the line that made me realise that the world is fucked and so fucking lazy. I wouldn't be emailing anyone. I'd be right over his house kicking off big style.

 

By the way Paulie, if this was in New Jersey, your friend would be whacked.

 

To be fair mate, I did get in at 3.30am last night after having a skin full. He lives about 20 miles away. I think the logicistics were too complicated.

 

He would have got whacked in Jersey. He'd be geting a whole dug in the Pine Barrens.

 

Lets be clear, this lad has absolutely no chance with her. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nil. None. Ever.

 

As Chris mentioned earlier, I see this as a break in the dudes code. It's not a case of me wanting to get back with her (which I don't) or that I have a problem with her seeing other people because that's a fact we are going to / have moved on.

 

It's the fact he'd be such a wormy prick about it. As I've said, I've put my neck on the line for him numerous times & this is how he treats a supposed mate. Especially as he engaged to another women & has 2 toddlers with her.

 

I don't know, maybe it's me, but I would never do that to a fellow mate without, at the very, very least consulting them first.

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You can't. "Adam Spiby is now in a relationship". You missed the boat with the internet stranger's ex. I bet you're kicking yourself that you're having all that sex now?

 

I'm sure she'd be okay with me doing a bit of random bumming so long as I am defiling some internet dude in the process.

 

Did that make sense? I'm fucked!

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I'm with Chris, Ted Tucker and Kev Saunders on this FWIW. Some things are sacred, and as such I think you're absolutely right Paulie - he is a cunt. You need to have a few serious words and fuck him off.

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...is a cunt.

 

I split from my ex earlier in the year. I used to take her to the occasional game so she met a few of the lads I go to games with and that.

 

Anyway, my 'mate' added her as a friend on Facebook the other week out the blue & as she's one of these who accepts any old shit, she accepted it.

 

Anyway, I spoke to her for the first time in a while last night he has been e-mailing her saying they never got a chance to get to know each other while we were going out and now she's single, they make an effort to get to know each ither better. He's been checking out her pictures and he finds her really sexy (which she is) and she should be the 6th member of Girls Aloud and some other bollocks.

 

Needless to say she never replied as, lets just say, he's not in peak physical condition & has history for being a bit of a wierdo.

 

This is a lad who I've known for the best part of 10 years, have taken some really underserved shit off through the years & have fought his corner on countless occasions, even when he's been in the wrong.

 

And he's engaged with 2 kids.

 

I couldn't believe it when she told me.

 

I mailed him when I got home last nigt saying he's crossed a line and that she pissed herself laughing at him.

 

Anyway, rant over. Some fucking people.

 

If i was you, WHICH I AM NOT! I would funnel a fart into his favourite cake and then give him a slice.

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...is a cunt.

 

I split from my ex earlier in the year. I used to take her to the occasional game so she met a few of the lads I go to games with and that.

 

Anyway, my 'mate' added her as a friend on Facebook the other week out the blue & as she's one of these who accepts any old shit, she accepted it.

 

Anyway, I spoke to her for the first time in a while last night he has been e-mailing her saying they never got a chance to get to know each other while we were going out and now she's single, they make an effort to get to know each ither better. He's been checking out her pictures and he finds her really sexy (which she is) and she should be the 6th member of Girls Aloud and some other bollocks.

 

Needless to say she never replied as, lets just say, he's not in peak physical condition & has history for being a bit of a wierdo.

 

This is a lad who I've known for the best part of 10 years, have taken some really underserved shit off through the years & have fought his corner on countless occasions, even when he's been in the wrong.

 

And he's engaged with 2 kids.

 

I couldn't believe it when she told me.

 

I mailed him when I got home last nigt saying he's crossed a line and that she pissed herself laughing at him.

 

Anyway, rant over. Some fucking people.

 

Come back and complain when your wife is doing your best mate. Then you may be on my level. :yes:

Edit.. meaning..my husband was doing my best mate...

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I was on his side until the part about "engaged with 2 kids"

 

Worracunt. I'm going to sound like a total gayer but I have a bird and I wouldn't ever want to cheat on her, drunken temptation on a night out aside, and I would fucking definitely never pursue another bird in any other way then grabbing her arse on the dancefloor. Texting other birds and shit is out of order and he'll be caught out eventually.

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This is the line that made me realise that the world is fucked and so fucking lazy. I wouldn't be emailing anyone. I'd be right over his house kicking off big style.

 

Technology has made people so lazy its untrue. Facebook, more like Cuntbook.

 

I am on this Facebook and I have friends that I would not stop and speak to in the street....Why are they my friends?????? A girl I work with recommended me a friend once. It was her Brother that I have said hello to about twice. Why would I be friends with someone like that????? I am going on this Facebook in a minute and removing all the people that I foolishly 'added' (I hate that fucking word big time. I also don't like the words Poke, Wall, Super Wall and request. This is all because of Facebook).

 

By the way Paulie, if this was in New Jersey, your friend would be whacked.

Get on pirate facebook then duder. Poke = skewer, wall = plank etc
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Dunno what all the fuss is about here. I tried to nail a mate's bird two days after they'd split up after living together for 2 years. She didn't go for it, and told him, because that's what women are like. He called me and we met up in the pub. He said he felt it was a bit out of order. I replied that she was very fit, and now single and that on account of her fitness I had of course always wanted to fuck her, but didn't make a move as he was a mate and that would be rude. He conceded that these facts were irrefutable and an inevitable consequence of having cuntish mates and fit birds. We decided that it was only fair that I got the first drinks in, and that was it.

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