Nicknames

[Remmie]

I appreciate the explanation in this instance.

[Harry Squatter]

A lad I know was called the Crosby Punchbag as he'd been battered that many times.

 

He bragged in the pub once that he'd had 250 fights and won around half of them. To which someone said "so you've had your head kicked in 125 times?"

[Vincent Vega]

I christened a lad from my old local Roswell because he looked like the images of that alien from the Roswell Incident.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

We used to call a teacher in our school "Jerry" because his surname was Lawler. He used to go mental because he never knew why. "Jerrryyyyyyyy"

Anybody else not get this,or just me?

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Anybody else not get this,or just me?

WWF Jerry the King Lawler it was also the time Jerry Springer was big. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

WWF Jerry the King Lawler it was also the time Jerry Springer was big. 

Still never heard of him.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Still never heard of him.

Well you have because I've just told you you miserable arl twat 

 

 

 

 

 

His real name is Alan Sex. 

[cloggypop]

We've had a Polish agency bloke called Stevie in the last month or so. His timekeeping is terrible but his work is fine. He can be anywhere between half an hour late to two and a half hour late or not turn up at all. Foreman started calling him Stevie Wonder today when I asked where he was. 

[Preston Red]

There's a few at our works.

 

Big ex-army fella: Albino Silverback.

 

A Jock who works upstairs is known as the Master: MSc (Miserable Scotch cunt).

 

Young lad called Dan who suffered skin burns from an allergic reaction to the coolant: Radiation Man Dan.

 

One of the new apprentices was given a nickname pretty quickly due to his acne: The Clumsy Beekeeper.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

There's a few at our works.

 

Big ex-army fella: Albino Silverback.

 

A Jock who works upstairs is known as the Master: MSc (Miserable Scotch cunt).

 

Young lad called Dan who suffered skin burns from an allergic reaction to the coolant: Radiation Man Dan.

 

One of the new apprentices was given a nickname pretty quickly due to his acne: The Clumsy Beekeeper.

Scotch is a drink. It's Scottish.

[cloggypop]

One from years ago. We were supposed to be working on the same machine. I met him the first day and can't remember his name. Not sure I saw him after that. The rest of the season he spent in the toilets smoking smack off tin foil. We all called him Russell. 

[lifetime fan]

My brother was telling me of a very obese woman with a love of cock who moved into their street. 
 

She’s now known as Jabba the Slut. 

[cloggypop]

I know a Scottish bloke called George who doesn't drink alcohol but will come the pub very occasionally and ask never ending questions about everyone he has ever met. He's known as Curious George. 

[redinblack]

The storeman at a place I used to work at was called "Old Fuck Off" because whenever you went in to ask for something he would tell you to Fuck Off.