Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

[Einch]

Has anyone got any plans how they will be spending the last couple of weeks before Nibiru wipes out 90% of the population of the world? You have got 16 days left.

 

Again? I wish they would make up their mind. How many gallons of water and tins of food are they recommending this year?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Were you expecting Platoon?

I would expect something like that if it was faked.

 

I've never seen a person being shot and I've not even watched that video; I just think that if I were faking something, I'd do it in a way to meet people's expectations and thereby swerve any awkward questions.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Has anyone got any plans how they will be spending the last couple of weeks before Nibiru wipes out 90% of the population of the world? You have got 16 days left.

I'm not worried.  Tupac's coming back to save the day.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/tupac-still-alive-retired-police-6467534

 

A retired police officer has hinted that Tupac might still be alive.

David Myers, who is in a critical medical condition in hospital, claims he was paid $1.5 million to help the star fake his own death.

Tupac Shakur, or 2Pac as he was known on stage, died after he was hit in a drive-by shooting back in 1996 when he was just 25.

But Myers says he now wants the world to know the truth and from his death bed – he said: “The world needs to know what I did. I’m ashamed that I let a price be put on my word and I cannot die without letting the world know.”

He claims Suge Knight, who is currently in jail awaiting trial for murder, played a big part in helping it happen.

Over 30 people were reportedly paid to help fake his death – including police, medics and various witnesses.

Myers even claims 2Pac paid $50,000 for a body double to be taken to the morgue. It is not the first time there have been theories that he may not have died.

However, the mystery deepens as it later emerged one of the original websites to report Myers' extraordinary tale is using a fake image to represent the police officer on his deathbed, plunging the conspiracy theory into disrepute.

[Bjornebye]

He's in the liffey. 

[Ginny]

Read this on 14th sept - http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/584602/Rare-Blood-Moon-September-huge-earth-destroying-earthquakes-prophets-warn-USA-pope

 

Read this yesterday - http://www.weather.com/news/news/chile-major-earthquake-tsunami-warning

 

Then this - http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/606251/BLOOD-MOON-Now-apocalyptical-trumpet-noise-from-the-sky-appears-over-Manchester

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfuhKj6a7nE&sns=fb

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzxNpArEtnA

Fucking hell! Someone needs to find the cunts who put those clips together and fire a gun up their arseholes - a small gun, so they bleed to death slowly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(PS - That has annoyed me.)

[Strontium]

Fucking hell! Someone needs to find the cunts who put those clips together and fire a gun up their arseholes - a small gun, so they bleed to death slowly.

 

I had no idea that if you once worked as an actor, it is impossible for your children to be murdered. You learn something new every day.

[Anubis]

Has anyone got any plans how they will be spending the last couple of weeks before Nibiru wipes out 90% of the population of the world? You have got 16 days left.

Not sure where you get 16 days from as it appears to be 20 years late. Never heard of it until you posted it, but this bit from Wikipedia made me laugh....

 

 

Before his retirement after 2012, David Morrison, director of SETI, CSI Fellow and Senior Scientist at NASA's Astrobiology Institute at Ames Research Center, said he received 20 to 25 emails a week about the impending arrival of Nibiru: some frightened, others angry and naming him as part of the conspiracy to keep the truth of the impending apocalypse from the public, and still others asking whether or not they should kill themselves, their children or their pets. Half of these emails are from outside the U.S. "Planetary scientists are being driven to distraction by Nibiru," notes science writer Govert Schilling, "And it is not surprising; you devote so much time, energy and creativity to fascinating scientific research, and find yourself on the tracks of the most amazing and interesting things, and all the public at large is concerned about is some crackpot theory about clay tablets, god-astronauts and a planet that doesn't exist." Prior to the 2012 date, Morrison stated that he hoped that the non-arrival of Nibiru could serve as a teaching moment for the public, instructing them on "rational thought and baloney detection", but doubted that would happen.

[Anubis]

Fucking hell! Someone needs to find the cunts who put those clips together and fire a gun up their arseholes - a small gun, so they bleed to death slowly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(PS - That has annoyed me.)

If you think the clips are bad you want to check out the comments under them. For a dominant species on the planet we still have an alarming number of idiots among us.

[General Dryness]

Seems legit.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927#rlabs=10%20rt

[Strontium]

Reptile aliens with some fairly hefty beer goggles, evidently.

[General Dryness]

Every holes a goal when you're a humanoid reptile.

[Red Phoenix]

Seems legit.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927#rlabs=10%20rt

 

 

From the comment section :

 

"I like how you helpfully include a picture of the moon, in case anyone doesn't know what it looks like."

[General Dryness]

Ungrateful harridan, anyway. Lots of people would love a trip to the moon and would be willing to take some reptilian cock in return.

 

I'm greasing up as we speak.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Seems legit.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927#rlabs=10%20rt

 

Bastards.

 

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1427611117

[Rico1304]

So instead of using a fork lift truck they've abducted someone? Fair enough though, fork lift trucks are shut shags.

[cloggypop]

Seems legit.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927#rlabs=10%20rt

She says it's not in the comments section. Unless it's an alien pretending to be her. While also promoting her book.

[setreal]

Takes "The Mirror" to sensationalize a story like that.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why her though, seriously look through the GF and see pictures of women you have less chance of shagging than you have jumping to the moon. You'd have to question the sanity of these reptilian aliens its not an abuse of power, it's a waste of it.

[dennis tooth]

http://whowhatwhy.org/2015/10/12/new-book-on-cia-master-plotter-dulles-sneak-peek-part-1/

[Red Phoenix]

http://whowhatwhy.org/2015/10/12/new-book-on-cia-master-plotter-dulles-sneak-peek-part-1/

 

There's a good Intercept article on that book here too : A New Biography Traces the Pathology of Allen Dulles and His Appalling Cabal

 

Extract :

 

In the end, whatever the reality of Talbot’s most sensational claims, he unquestionably makes the case that — unless you believe we’re governed by shape-shifting space lizards — your darkest suspicions about how the world operates are likely an underestimate. Yes, there is an amorphous group of unelected corporate lawyers, bankers, and intelligence and military officials who form an American “deep state,” setting real limits on the rare politicians who ever try to get out of line. They do collaborate with and nurture their deep state counterparts in other countries, to whom they feel far more loyalty than their fellow citizens. The minions of the deep state hate and fear even the mildest moves towards democracy, and fight against it by any means available to them. They’re not all-powerful and don’t get exactly what they want, but on the issues that matter most they almost always win in the end. And while all this is mostly right there in the open, discernible by anyone who’s curious and has a library card, if you don’t go looking you will never hear a single word about it.

 

Moreover, it’s still right there in front of us today. Talbot recently argued, “The surveillance state that Snowden and others have exposed is very much a legacy of the Dulles past. I think Dulles would have been delighted by how technology and other developments have allowed the American security state to go much further than he went.”

 

Or as a staff member of the 1970s congressional investigation of Kennedy’s murder said in an interview with Talbot: “One CIA official told me, ‘So you’re from Congress — what the hell is that to us? You’ll be packed up and gone in a couple of years, and we’ll still be here.’” According to The Devil’s Chessboard, the Safari never ends.

 

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Not starting up the global warming thing either, but this made me laugh when searching around for a few things connected to it early this morning :

 

@angrywhitedude Know how I knew Global Warming was Global BS? Politicians told me it was an undeniable scientific fact. And most of the politicians were libtards.

[TheHowieLama]

den's best post - out of rep - back manana

[Ginny]

You have to know your enemy - http://www.new-age-of-aquarius.com/reptilians.html

[Red Phoenix]

You have to know your enemy - http://www.new-age-of-aquarius.com/reptilians.html

 

Yep. New agers, drive me absolutely fucking mad.

[setreal]

Good stuff RP. Sadly, Ginny really believes in that stuff.