Top Ten Conspiracy Theories

[Bjornebye]

Everyone knows Nessie was a Russian sub. They made the periscope look like a dinosaur. 

[Anubis]

35 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

It was supposed to be a descendant of dinosaurs, and the reason the whole nessie thing is bollocks is that to survive that long, there would have to be a huge breeding group in order to avoid genetic malformations. In other words, there'd be too many of them for them to stay hidden the way they supposedly have.

 

I find cryptozoology interesting, and I'm sure that there are plenty of undiscovered species out there, or things that haven't gone extinct. But nothing enormous like a dinosaur. 

[Rico1304]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Mad question though.  Is anybody staying over at your house on the 21st of march. 

 

They trying to close potential loopholes, they should try that with taxes.

They’ve always asked that question. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

22 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

They’ve always asked that question. 

Really. I cant remember ever filling one in.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Forgive my ignorance, why 21st March? What's the significance for the census?

[Bruce Spanner]

To track anybody not registered on the census as they are between homes etc.
 

March 21st is the last day of record.

 

‘The answers you give us about visitors help us to make sure we haven't missed anyone. Visitors from the UK should complete a form at their home. If they don't, they'll be missed from their local authority's population numbers, which affects how much money that authority receives from the government. By recording your visitors, you are helping us to make sure that the population counts for the country and for their local authority are as accurate as we can make them.

 

Local authorities also need information about visitors from the UK and from overseas. It shows them who is visiting their area so they can understand what services are needed. For example, in an area with high numbers of incoming visitors or students, local authorities may need to adjust their health and transport plans to cope with the extra demand.

These questions were first asked in 1801.’

 

[Rico1304]

41 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

To track anybody not registered on the census as they are between homes etc.
 

March 21st is the last day of record.

 

‘The answers you give us about visitors help us to make sure we haven't missed anyone. Visitors from the UK should complete a form at their home. If they don't, they'll be missed from their local authority's population numbers, which affects how much money that authority receives from the government. By recording your visitors, you are helping us to make sure that the population counts for the country and for their local authority are as accurate as we can make them.

 

Local authorities also need information about visitors from the UK and from overseas. It shows them who is visiting their area so they can understand what services are needed. For example, in an area with high numbers of incoming visitors or students, local authorities may need to adjust their health and transport plans to cope with the extra demand.

These questions were first asked in 1801.’

 

I’m putting Rita Ora and Katie Perry on mine. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

To track anybody not registered on the census as they are between homes etc.
 

March 21st is the last day of record.

 

‘The answers you give us about visitors help us to make sure we haven't missed anyone. Visitors from the UK should complete a form at their home. If they don't, they'll be missed from their local authority's population numbers, which affects how much money that authority receives from the government. By recording your visitors, you are helping us to make sure that the population counts for the country and for their local authority are as accurate as we can make them.

 

Local authorities also need information about visitors from the UK and from overseas. It shows them who is visiting their area so they can understand what services are needed. For example, in an area with high numbers of incoming visitors or students, local authorities may need to adjust their health and transport plans to cope with the extra demand.

These questions were first asked in 1801.’

 

Bullshit. How many cars do you own? in 1801. Think about it man. Its ridiculous! only Jacob reece-mogg could answer that.

[tokyojoe]

I thought Local Authorities and the other multitudes of Government departments kept records. Silly me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Mad question though.  Is anybody staying over at your house on the 21st of march. 

 

They trying to close potential loopholes, they should try that with taxes.

It's always been that way: they count where people are on Census Day.

It's why Emily Davison played hide and seek in 1911.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

I thought Local Authorities and the other multitudes of Government departments kept records. Silly me.

They do. They get a lot of the data in those records from the Census.

[General Dryness]

11 hours ago, Anubis said:

Having said that, I fucking love Godzilla and would be more than happy for him to be real.

[Anubis]

14 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Having said that, I fucking love Godzilla and would be more than happy for him to be real.

[Dr Nowt]

On 02/02/2021 at 23:46, Anubis said:

And so, to Oklahoma...

 

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Weird/wireStory/oklahoma-lawmaker-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season-75428264?__twitter_impression=true

 

 

‘A mythical, ape-like creature’. But enough about Anny Road, what of Bigfoot?

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

‘A mythical, ape-like creature’. But enough about Anny Road, what of Bigfoot?

Do you want to get battered? Because that's how you get battered. 

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Do you want to get battered? Because that's how you get battered. 

Otterspool level shit, right there.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Otterspool level shit, right there.

I tend to encase myself in concrete and have myself thrown into the Challenger Deep before I even whisper Anny Roads name. 

 

That's how hard he was.

[Bjornebye]

Anny Road was sound when he wasn't kicking fuck out of people. 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Anny Road was sound when he wasn't kicking fuck out of people. 

Bit racist though.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Bit racist though.

I thought that was Tooth? 

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I thought that was Tooth? 

Nah, it was Anny that went on an n word rampage.

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Anny Road was sound when he wasn't kicking fuck out of people. 

And thinking about it, no he wasn't sound. He was a fucking cunt. Even when he wasn't being racist or homophobic. 

[Bjornebye]

Rings a bell now. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Can't remember the racist/homophobic stuff. Just remember he used to beat up 50 gangsters every weekend, with one hand tied up behind his back.

[Anubis]

Le Tissier going full conspiracy theory nut.