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Paulie Dangerously

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Paulie Dangerously

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the faggot actually doesnt have aids, that was a mistaken blood test on him last year, but his hetro brother is now the one with the heebie jeebiews, and he fucked Pennants missus last week without a rain jacket

 

it truly is the crappest show ever, but funny to watch

 

Are yoo telling meeh dat he doesn't have HAITCH EYE VEE?

 

Thats all I heard him saying last year. So hold on, the one banging Mercedes HAS got HIV, but the the irish one doesn't have it?

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She watches this and it really is a load of old rubbish. Ridiculous overblown storylines even by the standards of soap operas. The whole thing also seems to be an exercise in diversity box-ticking. There's a trans, and a dwarf with a speech impediment, and a girl who is literally spherical, as well as more gays per capita than Canal Street. It could be forgiven if any of them were decent actors. What dreck. 

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Just now, Strontium said:

She watches this and it really is a load of old rubbish. Ridiculous overblown storylines even by the standards of soap operas. The whole thing also seems to be an exercise in diversity box-ticking. There's a trans, and a dwarf with a speech impediment, and a girl who is literally spherical, as well as more gays per capita than Canal Street. It could be forgiven if any of them were decent actors. What dreck. 

 

Always makes me laugh that Phil Redmond is always wheeled out when any arts related shit comes to town, like he's a scouse Spielberg.

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5 minutes ago, Strontium said:

She watches this and it really is a load of old rubbish. Ridiculous overblown storylines even by the standards of soap operas. The whole thing also seems to be an exercise in diversity box-ticking. There's a trans, and a dwarf with a speech impediment, and a girl who is literally spherical, as well as more gays per capita than Canal Street. It could be forgiven if any of them were decent actors. What dreck. 

Fucking hell, Tim Farron is actually amongst us!

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12 hours ago, Strontium said:

She watches this and it really is a load of old rubbish. Ridiculous overblown storylines even by the standards of soap operas. The whole thing also seems to be an exercise in diversity box-ticking. There's a trans, and a dwarf with a speech impediment, and a girl who is literally spherical, as well as more gays per capita than Canal Street. It could be forgiven if any of them were decent actors. What dreck. 

My missus watches it too.  Utter shit. 

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14 hours ago, Strontium said:

She watches this and it really is a load of old rubbish. Ridiculous overblown storylines even by the standards of soap operas. The whole thing also seems to be an exercise in diversity box-ticking. There's a trans, and a dwarf with a speech impediment, and a girl who is literally spherical, as well as more gays per capita than Canal Street. It could be forgiven if any of them were decent actors. What dreck. 

I agree it's a load of shite, but aren't all soaps? It's better than the depressing shite like eastenders and coronation Street. Give me colourful camp nonsense over grey miserable nonsense any day. 

 

I stick it on every now and then mainly to see what Sienna is up to. Swear to god if I ever meet a girl that looks like her I'm doing everything in my power to make her my wife. 

Here she is lezzing it up, just for diversity of course. 

 

 

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Aventus, I've just googled that Sienna and she has a complete 50/50 mix of on-side looks like pure marriage material, wholesome almost perfect looking beauty and would be an amazing mum and the other-side an absolute fucking lunatic if you dared to go for more than two pints and any other women were in the pub including barmaids and any on the telly or jukebox. 

 

I can't find the horizontal girl 

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43 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Aventus, I've just googled that Sienna and she has a complete 50/50 mix of on-side looks like pure marriage material, wholesome almost perfect looking beauty and would be an amazing mum and the other-side an absolute fucking lunatic if you dared to go for more than two pints and any other women were in the pub including barmaids and any on the telly or jukebox. 

 

I can't find the horizontal girl 

Literally the perfect woman. 

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On 08/03/2023 at 19:04, Strontium said:

She watches this and it really is a load of old rubbish. Ridiculous overblown storylines even by the standards of soap operas. The whole thing also seems to be an exercise in diversity box-ticking. There's a trans, and a dwarf with a speech impediment, and a girl who is literally spherical, as well as more gays per capita than Canal Street. It could be forgiven if any of them were decent actors. What dreck. 

 

Update: the dwarf with a speech impediment is now a lesbian. Amazing stuff.

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