Father Ted

[Kopite]

"I hear you're a racist now, Father..."

 

Classic along with "I hate the Greeks. They invented Gayness."

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

The Passion of St.Tibulus is on now on More4, possibly one of the best episodes

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Great shout.

 

"Here's Jack WATCHING the filum!"

[RJ Fan club]

[Guest simon]

Im gonna be watching it in about half hour.

[Guest simon]

Churpy Burpy Cheap Sheep is a class episode.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Is it on any channel in particular?

[Guest simon]

Is it on any channel in particular?

 

No i got every episode and im watching them now ;)

[stringvest]

Churpy Burpy Cheap Sheep is a class episode.

 

Fuckin 'ell!

[Guest simon]

Fuckin 'ell!

 

? Dougal describing the beast:

"They say it's as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so it can jump at you better... and you know what ted, it lights up at night and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kinda back up ears and it's claws are as big as cups. And for some reason it's got a tremendos fear of stamps. And mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on it's tail so if you were made out of metal it could attach it self to ya. And instead of a mouth it's got four arses"

Bit long but SO funny. Classic

[stringvest]

in the sheep episode, when Ted is making his speech announcing the culprit, everytime he makes a revelation, you can hear someone in the background going 'fucking 'ell' (as opposed to the usual feckin). It's juvenile, but it's very funny

[RobbieOR]

Ted: Do you mind if you kick us out after we watch the film?

Film Worker: No Problem father

Ted: Do we still get our clergy discount?

Film Worker*: No problem Father

Ted: Down with this sort of thing!

 

Comedy at it's best it is.

 

* Whats his name in the programme?

[Guest simon]

in the sheep episode, when Ted is making his speech announcing the culprit, everytime he makes a revelation, you can hear someone in the background going 'fucking 'ell' (as opposed to the usual feckin). It's juvenile, but it's very funny

 

Its only the priest's and stuff that say feck.

[Stu Monty]

Its only the priest's and stuff that say feck.

 

That'll be 87% of the characters then?

[Guest simon]

That'll be 87% of the characters then?

 

In that episode i think they were farmers. I didnt spot it.

[stringvest]

Its only the priest's and stuff that say feck.

 

no. everyone says it, apart from this one episode. That's why it's funny.

[The Dude Abides]

ARE THOSE MY FEET!!??!!

[Monkeywool]

What is the church's position on the old racism then? I mean, I can't devote my full time to it as I am in the field most of the day, and then I like to get home and have a nice cup of tea.

[lifetime fan]

Eurovision song contest episode on more 4 now.

[lifetime fan]

The plague episode now.

[Rapey Hugh]

"the Greeks, sure they invented gayness!"

 

"Kato! Where will he spring from next!"

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Strontium]

Half and half scarves are an abomination.

 

The exception that proves the rule:

 

https://mundialmag.com/products/craggy-island-v-rugged-island-scarf

 

[Mike D]

God Ted dya remember that fella that was so good at fashion they had to shoot him.

[Arniepie]

51 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Half and half scarves are an abomination.

 

The exception that proves the rule:

 

https://mundialmag.com/products/craggy-island-v-rugged-island-scarf

 

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