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My God you're unfunny.

 

My Keith youre a fucking stalker. Youre like Shropshires answer to Miss Marple, in fact youre like Chris Marple, dude.

 

If youre going to give out shit then you best learn to take it, i think you probably tell your bezzies you have me on ignore but i honestly doubt its the case.

 

Your romanticism wont save you, youre a bellend and youve always been a bellend, ever since you went searching through Melwood for peanuts in Gerrards shit.

 

You absolute bellend, dude.

 

Hi by the way, ive really missed you. You want to go for a poetry reading, dude?

 

I really like Shakespeares use of Iambic Pentameter, especially in Hamlet, dude.

 

What you think, dude?

 

Dude, wheres my car?

 

Fucking bellend!

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