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Why is it when a baby is asleep everyone says ''arrrrrr, he's content there isnt he''

No he's asleep coz he's knackered. Not content at all.

 

Do you have kids? Believe me, a baby will not sleep just because it's knackered. They have to be knackered and content. The buggers will scream for hours even though you know they're exhausted, just because they're a bit hot or a bit thirsty or some other piffling reason. They need to get a grip, the whining little shits.

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Your right and I do have one .2 and a half and he likes to piss on the floor and laugh and throw and kick me in the head and scream and run away in the Asda and everything is ''mine'' and throw my aftershave down the toilet.

 

So he is knackered and 'content' because I have hung him on the washing line for 4 hours after being put on fast spin on the washing machine for 15 mintues.

 

You should try it. Always works for me.

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Your right and I do have one .2 and a half and he likes to piss on the floor and laugh and throw and kick me in the head and scream and run away in the Asda and everything is ''mine'' and throw my aftershave down the toilet.

 

So he is knackered and 'content' because I have hung him on the washing line for 4 hours after being put on fast spin on the washing machine for 15 mintues.

 

You should try it. Always works for me.

 

It beats putting them on for 15 minutes on defrost.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Apologises in advance to TheChap.

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Used to work with a black lad who used to say 'boom!' when something good happened (i.e "I've just won a tenner on the Lottery, BOOM!!!"

 

Used to piss me off a bit as you can imagine.

 

That sounds boss in terrible kind of way. I'd probably piss myself laughing at him. I'm gonna go that in the office today.

 

BOOM!

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'Inappropriate' - particularly when used by teachers. Has become a meaningless synonym for 'wrong' from people who should be able to come up with something more descriptive.

 

I love the word "inappropriate" when it is used inappropriately. Eg.

 

"I think microwaving your baby to win an argument with your ex is a little inappropriate."

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