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We had a leak a few years ago. I say leak a bloody pipe burst under the bath anyway the dickhead who fitted our kitchen blocked off the stop cock I I had to shover my arm down the outside one. Got bitten to fuck the bastards it was that or drown so I went for it. Next time I’m drowning. I always go conker picking this time of year and put them in little corners it’s meant to keep them away. There is zero need for them and if people have released rat sized ones it’s essentially murder 

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We thought a mouse was in the living room the other night. The bugger crunched under one of her boots. I'm glad I didn't have to put it out because I fear it would have asked me for a fight.

 

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On 13/09/2024 at 11:43, Bjornebye said:

We had a leak a few years ago. I say leak a bloody pipe burst under the bath anyway the dickhead who fitted our kitchen blocked off the stop cock I I had to shover my arm down the outside one. Got bitten to fuck the bastards it was that or drown so I went for it. Next time I’m drowning. I always go conker picking this time of year and put them in little corners it’s meant to keep them away. There is zero need for them and if people have released rat sized ones it’s essentially murder 

 

I tried conkers in the shed. The fuckers just laughed and lobbed them at me.

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7 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

I tried conkers in the shed. The fuckers just laughed and lobbed them at me.

How does that work, if you win they have to leave what if they win you move out of your house.

 

I'm in Turkey and felt something across my chest, I swiped it then opened my eyes and seen this rancid little spider which then began to jump from place to place, giant leaps. World has gone mad.

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23 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

How does that work, if you win they have to leave what if they win you move out of your house.

 

I'm in Turkey and felt something across my chest, I swiped it then opened my eyes and seen this rancid little spider which then began to jump from place to place, giant leaps. World has gone mad.

 

We don't get many in the house, but when we do, I swear the cunts are getting bigger. Some of them I struggle to get a pint glass over. Not just the width of the fuckers, but the fact that they hold the glass up like Atlas.

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I'm with you lads, I can kill my own flies, I don't need some 8 legged freak to kill them for me. 

 

Another thing I hate about spiders, or more so people that aren't afraid of the fuckers, is every time they catch one, they chase you around with it. 

 

Or their other favourite, they'll "try" to catch it, but really they make a half arsed effort and the spider just moves off to some hidey spot, just so he can gather his thoughts on how he can finish the job he's just started 

 

But back to my first point, my missus got rid of one two weeks ago, put it in a glass and proceeded to tease me with it. 

 

Now he's the thing, we where unlucky enough to have rats in the house a few years ago. I caught 2 under the kitchen units and another few in the attic, all sorted now, thankfully. 

 

But never once did I pick up the rat trap and chase the missus around the house with it. But the "un-afraid" have carte Blanche on us with the fucking spiders..... Cunts

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Admire the wonder of nature.  All of God's creatures sharing this one space for a only short sliver of time.

 

Respect the diversity of creatures all clamoring for that elusive prize: life.  Earth, a planet spinning in infinite space.

 

Don't kill spiders.  They want life too.

 

Mosquitoes on the other hand...

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10 hours ago, razor said:

Admire the wonder of nature.  All of God's creatures sharing this one space for a only short sliver of time.

 

Respect the diversity of creatures all clamoring for that elusive prize: life.  Earth, a planet spinning in infinite space.

 

Don't kill spiders.  They want life too.

 

Mosquitoes on the other hand...

And wasps. Stripey stinging fuckers.

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