I BLOODY HATE,HATE,HATE THAT TIT FERGIE

[chris71]

Aaaarrgghh! He's in the Mirror today blowing how he wants to win all 7 competitions this season.Plus has to have his Liverpool dig saying when his scummy team won the World Club Championship in '99 there wasn't enough made of it! Especially as Liverpool had tried to win it 5 times and failed.This cunt seems to want to rewrite every bit of football history to suit himself.From what i remember we didn't even bother with the first 2 and the next couple were treated as more of a jolly up,the last one we were robbed. Please God let us spank he's arse in four weeks time ,if they win number 18 next May God help us all.

[RedBrian84]

Best way to deal with that old gin-soaked bastard- ignore him.

 

It's a hard thing to do, but he likes to wind Liverpool up, and he often succeeds in riling us. He does the same thing to Chelsea, and Arsenal. He's a right royal twat, for certain, but best not let him get to you.

 

Hopefully we'll fuck them over this season, we'll see what he has to say for himself then.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

He's on a list of one in Hardcore boozers I don't like.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Whiskey beak's obsession continues.

[chris71]

When will the devils of whiskey get there finger out and do the bugger in like that tit Clough.

[JMARKH]

where is that fucking tramp when you need him?!!

[RobbieOR]

He wont be alive if they break the records that we have set,who will be laughing then.we are due a win this year aginst them.

[Paulie Dangerously]

With Jose gone last year Fergie didn't actually say much cuntish stuff by his own standards. With notoriously outspoke "Big Phil" Scolari learning english I think he's probably just starting the psychological warfare befofe anyone else has the chance to

[chris71]

He won't have to play too much psychological crap on us, the club seems to be doing all his work for him.We are kicking off today in a total bloody mess.

[Redwooly]

I have this scenario in me head like the scene from Braveheart when the king is dying while William Wallace is being executed. The king holds on just long enough to hear Wallace scream freedom (shortly before his entrails are dug out). Imagine Fergie in two years time on his death bed (he takes a turn for the worse mid way through next season) having previously equalled our 18, listening to Thommo on SSN screaming, "NUMBER 19!!! BACK ON OUR FUCKIN' PERCH!!!!". Cut camera to agonising pain etched on his face as a massive cardiac sends him to hell knowing he died with Liverpool STILL englands most successful team ha ha!

[Paulie Dangerously]

I have this scenario in me head like the scene from Braveheart when the king is dying while William Wallace is being executed. The king holds on just long enough to hear Wallace scream freedom (shortly before his entrails are dug out). Imagine Fergie in two years time on his death bed (he takes a turn for the worse mid way through next season) having previously equalled our 18, listening to Thommo on SSN screaming, "NUMBER 19!!! BACK ON OUR FUCKIN' PERCH!!!!". Cut camera to agonising pain etched on his face as a massive cardiac sends him to hell knowing he died with Liverpool STILL englands most successful team ha ha!

 

I smiled so much when I read this

[joeyk]

I have this scenario in me head like the scene from Braveheart when the king is dying while William Wallace is being executed. The king holds on just long enough to hear Wallace scream freedom (shortly before his entrails are dug out). Imagine Fergie in two years time on his death bed (he takes a turn for the worse mid way through next season) having previously equalled our 18, listening to Thommo on SSN screaming, "NUMBER 19!!! BACK ON OUR FUCKIN' PERCH!!!!". Cut camera to agonising pain etched on his face as a massive cardiac sends him to hell knowing he died with Liverpool STILL englands most successful team ha ha!

 

Rep on its way to you my friend ! Laughed long and hard at that I did.

Pay no attention to what Ferguson says Chris. He's a horses arse and no mistake. No sense you doing a Keegan.

[Red Nick]

I have this scenario in me head like the scene from Braveheart when the king is dying while William Wallace is being executed. The king holds on just long enough to hear Wallace scream freedom (shortly before his entrails are dug out). Imagine Fergie in two years time on his death bed (he takes a turn for the worse mid way through next season) having previously equalled our 18, listening to Thommo on SSN screaming, "NUMBER 19!!! BACK ON OUR FUCKIN' PERCH!!!!". Cut camera to agonising pain etched on his face as a massive cardiac sends him to hell knowing he died with Liverpool STILL englands most successful team ha ha!

 

Great Post

 

Love it to happen that way however I fear a much more Darth Vader type ending

[Punchy]

Very good Redwooly tried to rep you but have to spread the love first. Would prefer if the scenario was to happen this year though... fuck them getting number 18.

[chris71]

Rep on its way to you my friend ! Laughed long and hard at that I did.

Pay no attention to what Ferguson says Chris. He's a horses arse and no mistake. No sense you doing a Keegan.

 

It was coming close when i was reading the paper this morning..."I'd love it..:biggrin:

[Monkeywool]

Am I missing something.

 

Isn't this the same world club championship they went to Brazil for, but didn't get through the group stages?

 

When the fuck did they win it?

[Dark Poet]

Great Post

 

Love it to happen that way however I fear a much more Darth Vader type ending

 

What? Having his hand chopped off, getting electrocuted by the Emperor before finally being killed in an exploding space station? That'd work just as well.

[chris71]

Am I missing something.

 

Isn't this the same world club championship they went to Brazil for, but didn't get through the group stages?

 

When the fuck did they win it?

They had two chances that time there was the one of game against the south american champs plus a mini tournament with all the different federation winners.That's the one they pulled out the FA CUP for,and got spanked in.

[houdini]

I have this scenario in me head like the scene from Braveheart when the king is dying while William Wallace is being executed. The king holds on just long enough to hear Wallace scream freedom (shortly before his entrails are dug out). Imagine Fergie in two years time on his death bed (he takes a turn for the worse mid way through next season) having previously equalled our 18, listening to Thommo on SSN screaming, "NUMBER 19!!! BACK ON OUR FUCKIN' PERCH!!!!". Cut camera to agonising pain etched on his face as a massive cardiac sends him to hell knowing he died with Liverpool STILL englands most successful team ha ha!

 

well said mate , truly eloquently put . anyone who will or has read this im sure are smiling widely at the thoughts of it

[Acid]

I have this scenario in me head like the scene from Braveheart when the king is dying while William Wallace is being executed. The king holds on just long enough to hear Wallace scream freedom (shortly before his entrails are dug out). Imagine Fergie in two years time on his death bed (he takes a turn for the worse mid way through next season) having previously equalled our 18, listening to Thommo on SSN screaming, "NUMBER 19!!! BACK ON OUR FUCKIN' PERCH!!!!". Cut camera to agonising pain etched on his face as a massive cardiac sends him to hell knowing he died with Liverpool STILL englands most successful team ha ha!

 

Although that would be hilarious, we're still miles ahead of them anyway.

 

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[Kevin D]

Am I missing something.

 

Isn't this the same world club championship they went to Brazil for, but didn't get through the group stages?

 

When the fuck did they win it?

 

Thats what I remember. They got handed their arse by Edmundo and Vasco de Gama.

 

I'm going to go and check.