Upcoming Films

[Anubis]

Ex Machina looks very intriguing.

 

And now for some shite I will definitely not have on my watch list...

 

 

 

[Spy Bee]

How did I not see that Drop was already posted by LIzzie?

[Mendoza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXwichuGW28

[Section_31]

The new Terminator looks absolutely horrendous.

[redheart]

The reviews of Interstellar are not exactly...ahem Stellar...smirk

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/interstellar_2014/?adid=home_list1a

[Mendoza]

Ace

 

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=42704

[PestiRed]

They've made a Paddington Bear film! I need to steal someone's children for an afternoon

[Mook]

They've made a Paddington Bear film! I need to steal someone's children for an afternoon

 

[PestiRed]

Where did you get my photo from?

[Mook]

Where did you get my photo from?

 

Nicole Kidman is doing one of the voices on Paddington (there's a huge billboard for it just down from my flat), just say you went to see if she gets her tits out.

[PestiRed]

Nicole Kidman is doing one of the voices on Paddington (there's a huge billboard for it just down from my flat), just say you went to see if she gets her tits out.

I think people would respect me more if I admit that I loved Paddington as a kid, rather than tell them I want to see Kidman's saggy, old breasts

[Bjornebye]

Tarantino is just finishing off a film called The Hateful Eight. Looks fucking boss.

 

Decent cast and all

 

Roth, Madsen, Samuel L Jackson.....

[Chip Butty]

There's just been an advert on the telly for 'Get on Up' a film about the life of James Brown.

 

Surely you can't fuck that up can you, not with that amount of life story to work with?

[Anubis]

Just bought my ticket for Big Trouble In Little China at the Cornerhouse on the 20th Dec.

 

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar room wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid f'your cinema ticket, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Anubis always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid f'your cinema ticket, Anubis?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." 

[Allan]

http://youtu.be/fk24PuBUUkQ

[The Flâneur]

[Scott_M]

I was looking forward to this but sadly this looks terrible.

 

[Funkasy]

nothing like having four velociraptors as your personal blood hounds. 

[manwiththestick]

I like Chris Pratt and was hoping this might be good but not too sure. Too heavy on the CGI and I don't mean the dinosaurs as obviously that's a given, but surroundings, the theme park itself looks naff. In the old days if you wanted something to look big and boss on fim you made it big and boss.

 

Mind you, I'm sure it will still take a load at the box office.

[RedKnight]

I am IN on Jurassic World and I don't care what happens. I will say that some of the CGI scenery did look a bit ropey and I'm choosing to ignore Chris Pratt hanging out with raptors like they're bezzies.

[Cardie]

Closest thing i'm gonna get to Dino-Riders being made into a film so I'm in.

 

[Spy Bee]

Think the raptors and the human will be running from the GM dinosaur.

[RedKnight]

Raptors aren't shithouses though, no way they'd run. Saying that, they are smarter than the average bear (despite getting thwarted by a teenage gymnast) so now I don't know what to think.

[skend04]

Bryce Dallas Howard is looking damn fine. Definitely one for the 'Under the Radar' thread.

[Elite]

It'll be shit. Like pretty much every remake ever done.