Upcoming Films

[the chimp]

@Elite It was mate. Was about ten years ago. He used to come in with his daughter. She was about four or five then.

[cloggypop]

Glorious sounds amazing. 

 

The film follows Wes (Kwanten) as he waits out a hangover locked in a public restroom with a mysterious entity (Simmons) behind a glory hole.

 

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/shudder-fantasia-rebekah-mckendry-glorious-1235319591/

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Glorious sounds amazing. 

 

The film follows Wes (Kwanten) as he waits out a hangover locked in a public restroom with a mysterious entity (Simmons) behind a glory hole.

 

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/shudder-fantasia-rebekah-mckendry-glorious-1235319591/

 

 

Sugar Ape finally got his big break then 

[Guest]

On 08/07/2022 at 19:44, Anubis said:

I’m not really one for Sports biographies, but this looks good.

 

 

What’s the superpower?

[Guest]

On 08/06/2022 at 17:12, Section_31 said:

Prey and that Grey Man thing look good.

 

Will have to go and watch the new Jurassic Park as my Mrs loves them. Have always found dinosaurs boring as fuck, think it's because I've got so many autistic kids in my circles of friends and family and it's all they talk about.

 

"Hey do you know how long a diplodocus's jawbone was?"

 

"No, now go and count some cards while I catch up with reruns of Baywatch."

I’ve just watched the gray man. It’s ridiculously stupid.

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I’ve just watched the gray man. It’s ridiculously stupid.

As soon as I saw that it was a Netflix movie I knew it'd be shite.

[Anubis]

Another gloriously bonkers A24 film,

 

 

[manwiththestick]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

Another gloriously bonkers A24 film,

 

 

The prequel to the recent X by Ti West.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

The prequel to the recent X by Ti West.

I enjoyed X.

[skend04]

 

 

This actually doesn't look too bad.

[Anubis]

Me and Stig will be all over this.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

On 28/07/2022 at 18:55, Anubis said:

Me and Stig will be all over this.

 

 

Holy fuck. That’s me not sleeping tonight 

[Bjornebye]

What the fuck ?

 

 

https://deadline.com/2022/08/conor-mcgregor-jake-gyllenhaal-road-house-1235083836/

 

 

 

[Anubis]

You are what you eat and what eats you.

 

[Sugar Ape]

 

[Arniepie]

On 10/08/2022 at 18:10, Anubis said:

You are what you eat and what eats you.

 

I'd genuinely watch paint dry if she was in it.

She is a boss actress though tbf

[sir roger]

This Olivia Wilde / Harry Styles thing seems to have been a bit of a rollercoaster, with all of the various issues over the past two years.

[Anubis]

One for Tokyo this..,

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Oh look, a female Pinhead, how very 2022. Go away.

 

 

[Leyton388]

God the Munsters is bad. Like,fan film bad. 

[Leyton388]

40 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Oh look, a female Pinhead, how very 2022. Go away.

 

 

Yep there's no replacing Doug Bradley. I hate remakes.

[Anubis]

Is it wrong to want to see this?

 

 

[Anubis]

I like Adam Driver, but no way is he smooth enough to play Alan Pardew.

 

 

[Special K]

John Wick looking as ace as ever

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEVUtrk8_B4&t=10s

[manwiththestick]

Man 1. "Yeah, I'm off to Hollywood to pitch my film"

 

Man 2. "What's it about?"

 

Man 1. "Oh you know, it's about a bear"