My 10 favourite Gareth Barry threads

[Hazel Motes]

Here it goes, from 10 to 1!

 

 

 

 

10. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/65664-barry-cup-tied.html - Smart-ass short-lived conspiracy thread.

 

 

 

9. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/66125-can-somebody-tell-me-10.html - Lots of fury makes a good first post but the thread quickly stalls. Can still improve and climb the charts.

 

 

 

8. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/66084-barry-should-tell-oneill-he-wont-play-well-villa.html - Major Fail - the thread title was all to suggesting for the general forumites taste.

 

 

 

7. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/65423-finally-barry-has-signed.html - Poor humorous effort by some mong trying to collect some rep.

 

 

 

6. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/66160-pro-gareth-barry-thread.html - Barry hugers haven, a bastion of love - we need those very subjective threads aswell.

 

 

 

5. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/62755-barry-replacing-alonso-pros-cons.html - Agenda-driven or just open-minded, I'm not sure. Interesting thread to say the least.

 

 

 

4. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/66060-assuming-we-sign-gareth-barry.html - Diplomatic approach, looking to raise some debate. Failed of course, still a very nice take.

 

 

 

3. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/66004-open-letter-mr-barry.html - Perhaps the all-out-funniest Barry thread yet. you can read the opening posts again and again and again.

 

 

 

2. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/66157-alonso-barry.html - Taken the argument even further with a two-option POLL! Straight to the point like an arrow.

 

 

1. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/63303-garry-barry.html - The name says it all! This is a thread of mammoth properties with a little something for everyone; love, hate, comedy and serious debate.

 

 

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[sh#t waffle]

This one could make a late charge up the list though.

[bonzo]

Genius. The comedy of despair. Repped.

[Thants]

Hehe brilliant Remmie

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I haven't got any favourite Gaz Baz threads. They're all as fucking tedious as each other.

 

If I had to pick a favourite one, it'll be this one.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

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[longballs]

Lovely summary.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Nice work Mr. Remmington, I especially enjoyed the use of letter sizes.

[thisisanfield]

Why stop at 10?

[Ged B]

Why stop at 10?

 

I don't think we will. Sadly.

[Fugitive]

I'm predicting a 'Gaz Baz ate my Hamster' thread to steal the top spot pretty soon.

[Hazel Motes]

Shit, this list is already out of date!

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Shit, this list is already out of date!

 

Gaz Baz new thread time. :D :no

[dennis tooth]

Don't these idiots realise that nothing they can say is going to change what actually happens regarding LFC transfers and all these belters are doing is making a cock of themselves?

 

Or is that their point?

[Thants]

So he's Remington!!

[Liverpool lad]

The open letter one made me laugh.

[Hazel Motes]

So he's Remington!!

 

That's correct. I'm thinking about changing it back. Don't know if it was worth it, just to get Remmie of my back.

I'm feeling like a stranger here ever since the name change.

[Thants]

That's correct. I'm thinking about changing it back. Don't know if it was worth it, just to get Remmie of my back.

I'm feeling like a stranger here ever since the name change.

 

Do it do it. You can be remmy. Or rememberme. The name change simply hasn't worked. I'm tempted to back to lfcfanbymistake but I won't. I have a big pile of nearly-want. My girlfriend to move in, Kids, TLW username switch etc.

[gkmacca]

 

I hate that Hazel Motes bloke. So I've adapted this Beyonce song to express my resentment through the power of music. And after that I'm off shopping with Tim Henman. Oh yes, and Martin, keep your mouth shut during this, because there's a gun trained on you. Okay:

 

If I had a beard, even just for a day

I'd roll out of bed in the morning

And throw on what I wanted

And go drink beer with the guys

 

And chase after the ball

I'd kick it as far as I wanted

And I'd never get confronted for it

'Cause they'd stick up for me.

 

Oh, what's the point!

[Little Sammy]

Yet another over-rated English player whose value is double what he really should be worth.

 

To think that we almost sold Alonso to get this guy is beyond belief. And the fact that we may be in for him again is ludicrous!

[Guest TK-421]

I have a big pile of nearly-want. My girlfriend to move in...

 

You can't rush these things, mate. Think of your girlfriend as a nice cake baking in the oven. If you open the oven door too soon, the cake will flop and become more like a biscuit.

 

Back to Gareth Barry, I think he should still be signed this summer to offer reinforcement in midfield and also defence, but not at the expense of Alonso.

[Hazel Motes]

Yet another over-rated English player whose value is double what he really should be worth.

 

To think that we almost sold Alonso to get this guy is beyond belief. And the fact that we may be in for him again is ludicrous!

 

Too easy, Little Sammy. That's taken from #5. Barry replacing Alonso: the pros and cons .

Try another one!

[Thants]

You can't rush these things, mate. Think of your girlfriend as a nice cake baking in the oven. If you open the oven door too soon, the cake will flop and become more like a biscuit.

 

Thanks for the advice TK, but I'm hungry and this cake will make me money. So long as she's not a Jammy dodger.

[OnizukaEikichi]

lol. Thanks.