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OKAY, FUCKING CELINE DION IS FRENCH CANADIAN!!!!!!

 

She doesn't count.

 

And Stu Monty says Bryan Adams rules. He loves Bryan does our Stu.

 

Shania lives in Switzerland (or did until Mutt Lange dumped her)

 

Nelly Furtado is hot and you all know it.

 

 

Alannah Myles----oh dear.

 

Diana Krall is married to Elvis Costello.

 

 

And Noos, we just let the Americans think that. Even our dollar is on par with thiers, we have health care and we don't have George Bush.

 

Did I mention we don't have George Bush and we put our Injuns on reserves, we didn't massacre them and give the remaining lot a casino in Oklahoma.

 

And our national symbol is the beaver!!

 

But 19th, shame shame....

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OKAY, FUCKING CELINE DION IS FRENCH CANADIAN!!!!!!

 

She doesn't count.

 

And Stu Monty says Bryan Adams rules. He loves Bryan does our Stu.

 

Shania lives in Switzerland (or did until Mutt Lange dumped her)

 

Nelly Furtado is hot and you all know it.

 

 

Alannah Myles----oh dear.

 

Diana Krall is married to Elvis Costello.

 

Well, in fairness, it's not all bad:

 

 

YouTube - Leonard Cohen - Isle of Wight 1970

 

YouTube - Cowboy Junkies - Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning

 

 

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Bell was a Scot wasn't he?

 

They had to come from somewhere; better than the Australian PM who just found out his lineage includes a underwear thief and a sugar thief. But then all of Australia's stock is con.

 

And Bell invented the telephone in Brantford, Ont. Just like that Italian Marconi sent the first Trans-Atlantic signal from Newfoundland.

 

So think of that next time you text, call or use the internet. It ALL started in CANADA.

 

More than just beavers.

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Nelly Furtado is hot and you all know it.

 

 

you know, upon further reflection, this needs to be better defined (and defended).

 

i'd much rather take the nelly furtado from the pure innocent days (see below - exhibit A/B) from that video over that skanky hollywood dress-up doll someone crafted her into to sell more records to kids (exhibit C/D)

 

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she could easily hold her own in the 'talentfest' thread without all the make-up and 'sex'

Edited by neko

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Nelly: "You love my ass and my abs and the video called promiscuous"

 

 

please elaborate, kind sir.

 

i can't imagine that language coming from such a sweet, wholesome BC girl.

 

look at the pictures again - you can see the sadness in her eyes in the last two..."i'm a sell-out", she is saying to herself.

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Josef got negged for his anti-Furtado stance.

 

Nelly: "You love my ass and my abs and the video called promiscuous"

 

Indeed I did.

 

Right back at you for your pro-Furtado-the-repackaged-one-time-hippy-girl-now-wigger-skank stance...

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