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53 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

That’s some nice work!

 

i assume the picture frames with moving people in them are going up later?


 

Hahaha

 

Nah, the wallpaper glows in the dark though. 

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Put up a big fuck off trampoline for the kids yesterday. There is always one stupid spring that don’t wanna get into place. Always one. 

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On 02/08/2020 at 23:33, Geoff Woade said:

Congrats on not panning far enough down bottom right to reveal the bound sack containing your latest victim.

Those springs are vicious fuckers. Take your eye out given half the chance. 

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6 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

This is the scene from my backdoor this evening. I’m going to ask the builders if I can have a little go. 

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Didn't know you lived in Beirut.

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9 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

This is the scene from my backdoor this evening. I’m going to ask the builders if I can have a little go. 

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That soil looks familiar. Conclusive proof that you are a former poster. 

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My mobile phone suddenly stopped working tonight. I couldn't get it to function whatever I did and I thought I'd be shelling out 150 quid tomorrow for a new one. Then I remembered I'd splashed a little water on it earlier. I thought it was just on the surface but if it had got into the phone, that could explain it.

 

So I removed the sim cards, and blasted the mobile with the hairdryer on the highest setting for a few minutes, focusing on the speaker area and sim slot. Still didn't work, so I did it again. Hey presto, my phone is working.

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I use hearing aids and they dont like water so have sometimes needed to use a hairdryer on them , or those little packs of silica you get in new shoes are also useful. My audiologist said he had an old guy the week before who decided to put them on the eye level grill of his oven and then fell asleep, waking up to a plastic cow pat with wires sticking out.

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On 05/08/2020 at 17:10, Colonel Kurtz said:

Look at all of my land, you peasant bastards! LOOK AT ALL OF MY LAND!!

 

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On 29/07/2020 at 12:55, lifetime fan said:

The little one is Harry Potter mad and wanted his bedroom redecorated. 
 

It took a while but got there in the end. 
 

 

 

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It would have been easier to make them sleep in the cupboard under the stairs. 

 

Nah, great job.

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1 hour ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

It would have been easier to make them sleep in the cupboard under the stairs. 

 

Nah, great job.


Been a lot fucking easier and more fun. 

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