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1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Most of SE Asia and the Middle East have them. They're really cheap and easily fitted, they just use a three way fitting on the cistern supply. Ebay is your friend.

Once you use them, you'll never go back to paper. And if you can train your missus to use it you will save a fortune on bog rolls.

They're not that high pressure - you don't give yourself an enema when you use them.

Yeah I just couldn't be arsed to write down all the countries that have them, but they are ace

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18 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Most of SE Asia and the Middle East have them. They're really cheap and easily fitted, they just use a three way fitting on the cistern supply. Ebay is your friend.

Once you use them, you'll never go back to paper. And if you can train your missus to use it you will save a fortune on bog rolls.

They're not that high pressure - you don't give yourself an enema when you use them.

Once my (ex) Mrs moves out I'm thinking of fitting one. 

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blu ray surround sound has been playing up for moons, watching a film and the volume just turns off after half an hour, was gonna just replace it, but its got a couple of valves in that blagged the missus over when we bought it.

pulled it apart, disconnected the volume buttons that sit right in front of the valves - job's a good un, no more fucking drop outs, and 2 nice bright valves glowing in the dark.

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I’m on my second camping destination of the week, after putting up a tent in gale force winds on my own on the exposed Yorkshire coast at Filey, I’ve now dismantled and moved sites to the Yorkshire Dales, and done the same again.

 

barbecue last night, bacon rolls this morning.

 

bloody love it.

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4 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

blu ray surround sound has been playing up for moons, watching a film and the volume just turns off after half an hour, was gonna just replace it, but its got a couple of valves in that blagged the missus over when we bought it.

pulled it apart, disconnected the volume buttons that sit right in front of the valves - job's a good un, no more fucking drop outs, and 2 nice bright valves glowing in the dark.

You are running a tube power amp?

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I watched a woman struggle to set something up for an hour, eventually having to give up and leave it for another day. I carefully avoided mansplaining which would have solved the issue in seconds but seriously hurt and devalued her.

 

roar

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39 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I unboxed and plumbed in a new washing machine on Monday. A straightforward task. Piece of piss. 

 

 

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Because I’m a spacker I woke up yesterday and could barely lift my arms. I got straight in a hot shower and drying myself afterwards was so painful that it made me puke up.

 

 

Roar. 

 

Can't really call it plumbing when all you're doing is attaching the pipe to the back of it, lad. 

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On 06/03/2019 at 21:56, Evelyn Tentions said:

Most of SE Asia and the Middle East have them. They're really cheap and easily fitted, they just use a three way fitting on the cistern supply. Ebay is your friend.

Once you use them, you'll never go back to paper. And if you can train your missus to use it you will save a fortune on bog rolls.

They're not that high pressure - you don't give yourself an enema when you use them.

I use the three seashells 

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1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Bought one of those sprayers for doing the fence. Spent the last few days walking about the garden like Dirty Harry, even the dog looks worried it'll end up with a coat of Ronseal Harvest Gold.

Please tell me you sprayed a massive cock onto the first panel before coating the whole thing? If you didn't then this thread is not for you. 

 

(Ideally spraying the cock and shouting the missus and pointing it out to her laughing your head off while she shakes her head and for a fleeting moment considers downloading tinder) 

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15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I paid a man to decorate my hall, stairs and landing and made him two cups of tea both days he was here. 

 

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In all fairness, getting the tea round in on the right time is a challenging task.

 

Once asked a fella if he wanted one and he declined so asked him again about an hour later, still declined. He goes for lunch and ends up coming back with a cup of tea.

 

Twat.

 

Offered him another two hours later and he still declined.

 

Cried myself to sleep that night.

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