I am man: hear me roar!!!

[Alan Sex]

[Oh Buoy]

Fair, mate. 

 

There's nothing like a good BBQ when you're waiting for the washing cycle to finish. 

 

Genius thinking. 

[lifetime fan]

It'll be days after the ex moves out he has it going on max and a dirty slag led on it as he's doing her.

[ZonkoVille77]

It'll be days after the ex moves out he has it going on max and a dirty slag led on it as he's doing her.

Mmmmm. Do continue..

[stringvest]

I've moved back into my place a couple of weeks ago and my ex and daughter are in the process of moving out.

 

She's spread her stuff everywhere throughout the house and it's proving incredibly difficult to get it all straight, but I've started with the spare room (my room for now) and the garage.

 

There's something therapeutic about getting the garage sorted out, and yesterday I built a little work top to go over the dryer.

 

Rooooooaaaaaaarrrr!!

 

 

 

That's the tidiest garage I've ever seen Bob.  You could almost get a car in it, that's how tidy it is.  I'd get a strip put on the edge of that worktop if I were you.  If it gets damp in there it will start expanding.  

[Raymond Duck]

I've repaired a cupboard door, placed two hasp and staple locks on the fence gates at the back of the house and replaced my son's laptop screen he cracked. If I don't get lucky tonight I won't be happy. GRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[Tony Moanero]

Just did a massive fart in the fresh fruit aisle in Tesco.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just did a massive fart in the fresh fruit aisle in Tesco.

Did it smell luke Raspberries?

[VladimirIlyich]

 

 

Did it smell like Raspberries?

.

[Anny Road]

Did it smell luke Raspberries?

Luke I am your farter.

[Tony Moanero]

Did it smell luke Raspberries?

No, shit.

[VladimirIlyich]

No, shit.

Did you forget your Huggies Pull Ups again Tony?

[Bjornebye]

Just fixed our oven. The element went so I ordered a new one and replaced it myself. My bird thinks i'm Bear Grylls. 

[stringvest]

Just fixed our oven. The element went so I ordered a new one and replaced it myself. My bird thinks i'm Bear Grylls. 

 

 

Bear Grills

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Bear Grills

 

[Champ]

Can anyone recommend a small toolkit for household jobs? We have masses of tools outside but am just looking for something we can keep in the house that you can lay your hands on quickly

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Can anyone recommend a small toolkit for household jobs? We have masses of tools outside but am just looking for something we can keep in the house that you can lay your hands on quickly

 

Thousands of them on the market, you just need to work out what tools you deem necessary. Don't buy the cheap ones, they are fucking shit, best giving out a bit extra for Black & Decker, Bosch etc. 

[Champ]

Thousands of them on the market, you just need to work out what tools you deem necessary. Don't buy the cheap ones, they are fucking shit, best giving out a bit extra for Black & Decker, Bosch etc.

I'm just going to have to go and have a look aren't I?

[Bjornebye]

I'm just going to have to go and have a look aren't I?

Just get him to walk round with his kecks off

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm just going to have to go and have a look aren't I?

 

Draper is a decent make. Obviously you don't have to use Amazon but I'm thinking this is the kind of toolkit you want to buy Mr C for Christmas......??? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Draper-Redline-68967-Tool-46-Piece/dp/B012DDFZBU/ref=dp_ob_title_hi

 

or look in the shops for it, or similar from Bosch, Black & Decker, Kobalt. 

[Champ]

Draper is a decent make. Obviously you don't have to use Amazon but I'm thinking this is the kind of toolkit you want to buy Mr C for Christmas......??? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Draper-Redline-68967-Tool-46-Piece/dp/B012DDFZBU/ref=dp_ob_title_hi

 

or look in the shops for it, or similar from Bosch, Black & Decker, Kobalt.

It's for us both to use around the house. A hammer, screwdriver with a selection of heads, pliers, that kind of thing. Probably not as comprehensive as that even, Gord

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's for me to use around the house. A hammer, screwdriver with a selection of heads, pliers, that kind of thing

 

Then go with the one I linked C. 

[Hand Shandy]

It's for me to use around the house. A hammer, screwdriver with a selection of heads, pliers, that kind of thing

????????

 

[Champ]

????????

 

I wonder how often that would get used

[Hand Shandy]

Why wouldn't you use it?

 

Is it because it's too pretty?