I am man: hear me roar!!!

[Unrighteous]

I did a shoulder workout at the gym. Lots of grunting, sweating, and metal music.

 

Rawr.

[She Knows It]

I've been a proper man today. Firstly I fronted my line manager for having an unjustified go at me yesterday, and told her she owed me an apology. She was extremely apologetic. Then I fronted the spotty admin kid who always talks to me (and everyone else) like shit, and pointed out that I have a son only a couple of years younger then her and if he spoke to me with such a lack of respect I'd headbutt him. She's been sickly sweet the rest of the day and even made me a coffee (which I didn't drink in case she'd spat in it). Then this afternoon I fronted the consultant project manager I'm working under and told him he's taking the piss out of me, and has given me unrealistic targets. My dept manager agreed with me and said he knows I work my arse off, and whatever I achieve he's more than happy with because it'd still be far better than anyone else and told me to ignore the consultant's targets.

 

Then I went back to my desk and scratched my balls for a bit. RARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

[Paul]

I've been a proper man today. Firstly I fronted my line manager for having an unjustified go at me yesterday, and told her she owed me an apology. She was extremely apologetic. Then I fronted the spotty admin kid who always talks to me (and everyone else) like shit, and pointed out that I have a son only a couple of years younger then her and if he spoke to me with such a lack of respect I'd headbutt him. She's been sickly sweet the rest of the day and even made me a coffee (which I didn't drink in case she'd spat in it). Then this afternoon I fronted the consultant project manager I'm working under and told him he's taking the piss out of me, and has given me unrealistic targets. My dept manager agreed with me and said he knows I work my arse off, and whatever I achieve he's more than happy with because it'd still be far better than anyone else and told me to ignore the consultant's targets.

 

Then I went back to my desk and scratched my balls for a bit. RARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

 

Testify brother. I can smell the testosterone from here.

[Hooch]

I had a boss wank over some lesbo porn. It lasted about 6 minutes.

 

 

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[neko]

built not one, but two decks in the garden !

 

one is only 2'-0" wide, but 16'-0" long and the other is 4'-0" x 8'-0"

 

grrrrr.........i'm exhausted.

[Nick Leeson]

I did some washing, three sinks of dishes, cooked a meal and tended to young ones.

[JBarnes]

I helped change an impeller on a pump before lowering back into its well. After that I got to tell some site labourers what to do to finish building shit. Grrrr

[RoboRiise]

I fought my way onto a crowded commuter train and grabbed a seat. Fuck altruism.

 

And I did exactly the same thing.

 

Two big lads, 19 or 20, hoodies and gold teeth, the usual routine. On the seat between them, the only empty seat in the carriage (in which about ten people are standing already) is a carrier bag with a trainers box in it.

 

 

I said "'scuse mate, do you mind moving that so I can sit down?"

 

He said "nah man, it's got ma babies in, innit"

 

I stood there staring at him.

 

He moved his bag.

 

 

I take three truths from this encounter.

 

1. Even scallies have the brains to realise that a 37 year old, 6' 1", 14 stone taxman, especially one who's just finished a nine hour day at the office, will just sit on his fucking trainers if he doesn't move them. Right fucking now.

 

2. One of these days I really will get stabbed because with every passing day, I grow less inclined to supplicate myself before moronic youth.

 

3. I am man. Grrrrrrrr.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I won a fucking massive teddy grrrr

[23_Carra_Gold]

I stabbed a man in the heart. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident

[RoboRiise]

I stabbed a man in the heart. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident

 

Fucking wuss. Trains are where it's at.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Fucking wuss. Trains are where it's at.

 

For that comment I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

[RoboRiise]

For that comment I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

 

Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this ;-)

[23_Carra_Gold]

Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this ;-)

 

Repped for continuing the script ha

[RoboRiise]

Repped for continuing the script ha

 

I would have repped your original post but apparently I can't.

[Hooch]

Where did you get those clothes, the... pants store?

[Monkeywool]

I love lamp.

[kopitegaz]

I've been a proper man today. Firstly I fronted my line manager for having an unjustified go at me yesterday, and told her she owed me an apology. She was extremely apologetic. Then I fronted the spotty admin kid who always talks to me (and everyone else) like shit, and pointed out that I have a son only a couple of years younger then her and if he spoke to me with such a lack of respect I'd headbutt him. She's been sickly sweet the rest of the day and even made me a coffee (which I didn't drink in case she'd spat in it). Then this afternoon I fronted the consultant project manager I'm working under and told him he's taking the piss out of me, and has given me unrealistic targets. My dept manager agreed with me and said he knows I work my arse off, and whatever I achieve he's more than happy with because it'd still be far better than anyone else and told me to ignore the consultant's targets.

 

Then I went back to my desk and scratched my balls for a bit. RARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

 

You da man, Liz. You da man.

[Monkeywool]

I watched Wall-e

 

Raaaaaaaawr

[Unrighteous]

I did some washing, three sinks of dishes, cooked a meal and tended to young ones.

 

Jesus your last handle* was much more appropriate.

 

 

 

 

* Just an FYI that I'm watching Rogue Trader right now.

[23_Carra_Gold]

I would have repped your original post but apparently I can't.

 

Probably not allowed rep posts relating to stabbing a man. What a world we live in.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Drank 11 Heinekens, offered to walk my sisters dogs (I',m staying at hers) and when they decided to shat didn't poop and scoop.

 

Grrrrr...hsahahhhahaha

[Remmie]

Did a massive fucking green poo.

 

Grrrrr (the sound of me grunting it out).

[Plewggs]

Woke up with an erection.

Bought the Wire after reading this site.

Viewed 2 Girls 1 Cup for less than three seconds before retching and closing the link.

 

Still feel sick.

[The Economist]

Got up late and had a crafty one, washed and cleaned car inside and out and still haven't had a wash. Grrrrr!!!!!