I am man: hear me roar!!!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Kind of pisses on my plug story though.

[Bob]

5 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Kind of pisses on my plug story though.

Absolutely not. We were never more than 4 feet off the ground, unlike you. 

[TheHowieLama]

4 Feet High and Rising

[Harry's Lad]

7 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I am man (and they are woman and girl): hear me (and them) roar.

 

Snowdon conquered.

My lad and son in law did it dressed as Vikings for charity a while back.

It took them twice as long as it should going both up and down with people stopping them to talk because they looked so authentic wearing furs, drinking out of horns and carrying swords and axes etc.

They were bloody knackered when they got back.

 

Cracking walk from what I remember. It's over 40 years since I did it. A great family day out too.

[A Red]

Fake picture. There's a studio in an arcade in Llandudno that will set that up for £25.

[A Red]

I helped our builder lift the white end piece in to position then held it steady above my head whilst he secured it from within the roof space. I'm so fucking full of testosterone right now I actually answered my Mrs back.

[Mudface]

43 minutes ago, A Red said:

I helped our builder lift the white end piece in to position then held it steady above my head whilst he secured it from within the roof space. I'm so fucking full of testosterone right now I actually answered my Mrs back.

You're posting from Casualty I take it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

I helped our builder lift the white end piece in to position then held it steady above my head whilst he secured it from within the roof space. I'm so fucking full of testosterone right now I actually answered my Mrs back.

Your pervy spy holes are a little conspicuous.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

I helped our builder lift the white end piece in to position then held it steady above my head whilst he secured it from within the roof space. I'm so fucking full of testosterone right now I actually answered my Mrs back.

There is a man in that second hole. 

[stringvest]

48 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

There is a man in that second hole. 

Never a welcome interjection, that.

[Fugitive]

11 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Never a welcome interjection, that.

Zoom in, there is an actual man in that hole.

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Zoom in, there is an actual man in that hole.

Well spotted, there is indeed. 

 

Edit: I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable knowing you've zoomed in to my hole.

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, A Red said:

I helped our builder lift the white end piece in to position then held it steady above my head whilst he secured it from within the roof space. I'm so fucking full of testosterone right now I actually answered my Mrs back.

Lovely to look at but it’s going to get attract dust and cobwebs. I’m getting too old. 

[A Red]

Just now, Captain Willard said:

Lovely to look at but it’s going to get attract dust and cobwebs. I’m getting too old. 

I've got an adjustable, extending, German engineered, long poled brush for that. And a wife.

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

I've got an adjustable, extending, German engineered, long poled brush for that. And a wife.

Ha ha. It’s a sign of getting old, I look at a nice big house and thinks that’s going to be a fucker to maintain and heat, I look at buying a sports car and worry about fuel consumption and if I see a young beautiful women I think she will be fun for about a year then shes going to want a baby. I’m cursed by life experiences. 

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, A Red said:

I've got an adjustable, extending, German engineered, long poled brush. And a wife.

All well and good for her but what about the cobwebs?

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, A Red said:

Well spotted, there is indeed. 

 

Edit: I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable knowing you've zoomed in to my hole.

There’s someone in the other hole as well mate…. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

Looks boss that though A Red fair play to you. Atlas motherfucker 

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

There’s someone in the other hole as well mate…. 
 

 

And you wondered why the cunt hasn't been heard from lately.

[Scooby Dudek]

10 hours ago, A Red said:

I helped our builder lift the white end piece in to position then held it steady above my head whilst he secured it from within the roof space. I'm so fucking full of testosterone right now I actually answered my Mrs back.

You managed to trap a giant owl as well 

[Fugitive]

Is Maddie up there? 

[polymerpunkah]

[Captain Willard]

This is what happens if you go away for 2 weeks and forget to add chlorine to the big kids paddling pool. I’m less than popular right now. 

[Captain Turdseye]

My dishwasher (doesn’t smell like spunk) was stuck on a cycle, not letting water in or out. 

I’ve just rolled my sleeves up, googled the problem and then followed the first answer, which was to pull the dishwasher out and tilt it back 45 degrees to let out some trapped water. 
 

Then I mopped the water up with a dirty towel. 

 

 

[Captain Willard]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My dishwasher (doesn’t smell like spunk) was stuck on a cycle, not letting water in or out. 

I’ve just rolled my sleeves up, googled the problem and then followed the first answer, which was to pull the dishwasher out and tilt it back 45 degrees to let out some trapped water. 
 

Then I mopped the water up with a dirty towel. 

 

 

We have the same issue. It means it’s got a small leak and the leak detector at the bottom is turning it off to stop it flooding the kitchen. You may find yourself doing this quite regularly until you fix the leak, depends how bad it is. Ours does it every few months so I can’t be arsed getting it fixed.