I am man: hear me roar!!!

[Captain Willard]

40 minutes ago, Mudface said:

My youngest's been asking me to bleed his radiator for the last 7-8 months. He got home from school and thanked me today for fixing it- I didn't actually do anything. Feel like a king.

Bleeding radiators is like a magic trick. Really easy to do and instant hero status in the eyes of the uninitiated. 

[Clem H Fandango]

New led vanity light to replace the old shaving light. Had to wire my own terminal connectors and strip earth to connect up properly as the old light didn't use it. I hate working on electrics and play it safe turning off the main fuse, then if there is no sign of smoke/fire its good to go.

 

Looking to purchase a posh bowl type basin and a waterfall tap and vanity unit this week to replace the old looking pedestal sink. Plumbing I'm ok with.

 

[Captain Willard]

10 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

New led vanity light to replace the old shaving light. Had to wire my own terminal connectors and strip earth to connect up properly as the old light didn't use it. I hate working on electrics and play it safe turning off the main fuse, then if there is no sign of smoke/fire its good to go.

 

Looking to purchase a posh bowl type basin and a waterfall tap and vanity unit this week to replace the old looking pedestal sink. Plumbing I'm ok with.

 

Looks good but why have you got a leather strap and an egg timer in the bathroom. Are they connected ? 

[Pureblood]

[Clem H Fandango]

Just now, TK-421 said:

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Went to see Ed Byrne last night. He was talking about accidentally cutting his hand with a knife that he'd sharpened and as he was trying to stem the bleeding, all he could think was "fucking good job, son!"

[Rushies tash]

Cigarette lighter had stopped working in my car. Figured it was the fuse, so 10a mini fuse bought from Halfords, took off the glove compartment and now have a working charger. Does changing a fuse count as manly shit?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Shaved, made a vindaloo, fixed a chair, cleaned the windows, caught up on my outstanding album review for the club, about to open a packet of chocolate biscuits.

 

Zero fucks given. Grrr.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Shaved, made a vindaloo and ate the fucker out of a bucket, fixed a chair, cleaned the windows, caught up on my outstanding album review for the club, about to open a packet of chocolate biscuits dip them in mushy peas.

 

Zero fucks given. Grrr.

Amended. Don't sell yourself short. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Amended. Don't sell yourself short. 

Not a fan of mushy peas mate, bland as fuck imo, got to lash those fuckers with so much salt n vinegar, pepper and brown sauce, that you can't even taste them.

 

Garden peas are the prince of the vegetable patch, and that's a fact.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Not a fan of mushy peas mate, bland as fuck imo, got to lash those fuckers with so much salt n vinegar, pepper and brown sauce, that you can't even taste them.

 

Garden peas are the prince of the vegetable patch, and that's a fact.

I'm just worried about garden peas rolling off your biscuit mate. Fuckers rolling everywhere. 

[Stouffer]

Today I've arranged three bunches of flowers and did the wife's hair.

 

Grrrr.

[Clem H Fandango]

9 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Today I've arranged three bunches of flowers and did the wife's hair.

 

Grrrr.

Shaved or hairy?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Shaved or hairy?

 

 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Today I've arranged three bunches of flowers and did the wife's hair.

 

Grrrr.

Fair play but I think you’ve misunderstood the title of the thread. 

[YorkshireRed]

20 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Not a fan of mushy peas mate

How do you feel about the Marrowfat Pea?

 

Something of a halfway house pea, a compromise pea.

 

I used to celebrate our 80’s title wins in the unmentionable with a meal consisting of; four sausages, covered with a tin of marrowfat peas and two slices of white bread. It was a lucky meal.

 

My contribution to our decade of success has been airbrushed from history which is a shame. 
 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

42 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

How do you feel about the Marrowfat Pea?

 

Something of a halfway house pea, a compromise pea.

 

I used to celebrate our 80’s title wins in the unmentionable with a meal consisting of; four sausages, covered with a tin of marrowfat peas and two slices of white bread. It was a lucky meal.

 

My contribution to our decade of success has been airbrushed from history which is a shame. 
 

 

I like them. Your description of a halfway house pea is spot on.

[Captain Willard]

52 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

How do you feel about the Marrowfat Pea?

 

Something of a halfway house pea, a compromise pea.

 

I used to celebrate our 80’s title wins in the unmentionable with a meal consisting of; four sausages, covered with a tin of marrowfat peas and two slices of white bread. It was a lucky meal.

 

My contribution to our decade of success has been airbrushed from history which is a shame. 
 

 

Surely this should be a post in the Foodie thread ? 

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Surely this should be a post in the Foodie thread ? 

Real Men eat Marrowfats.

 

Roar.

[Evelyn Tentions]

12 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I like them. Your description of a halfway house pea is spot on.

Marrowfat peas are just unmushed mushy peas

[Harry's Lad]

Marrowfat peas are boss. So much better than tinned garden peas which are shite.

[Clem H Fandango]

3 hours of beer and Chinese instructions.

Breakfast island on wheels.

[Captain Turdseye]

Breakfast island on wheels. 
 

 

 

Why?

[A Red]

Does a little fella live in the cupboard and when breakfast is served comes out shouting "beans boss beans"?

[Clem H Fandango]

32 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Breakfast island on wheels. 
 

 

 

Why?

Makes mopping the kitchen floor easier.

Fuck knows how the kids keep dropping food from their massive attitude gobs