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My mobile phone suddenly stopped working tonight. I couldn't get it to function whatever I did and I thought I'd be shelling out 150 quid tomorrow for a new one. Then I remembered I'd splashed a little water on it earlier. I thought it was just on the surface but if it had got into the phone, that could explain it.

 

So I removed the sim cards, and blasted the mobile with the hairdryer on the highest setting for a few minutes, focusing on the speaker area and sim slot. Still didn't work, so I did it again. Hey presto, my phone is working.

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I use hearing aids and they dont like water so have sometimes needed to use a hairdryer on them , or those little packs of silica you get in new shoes are also useful. My audiologist said he had an old guy the week before who decided to put them on the eye level grill of his oven and then fell asleep, waking up to a plastic cow pat with wires sticking out.

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Can't find the rant thread because some fella's spamming the GF with threads about prog and MOR 80s dirge.

 

One of my neighbours is clearly trying to drill through a wall with a non-masonry bit. Don't know if its the heat or the (related) three nights or poor/little sleep but I'd happily go and help demonstrate how different tools are better at different tasks.

 

Would probably start with the bit they're currently using and show how much more effective it is at going through their cunt fucking eyeball.

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10 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Can't find the rant thread because some fella's spamming the GF with threads about prog and MOR 80s dirge.

 

One of my neighbours is clearly trying to drill through a wall with a non-masonry bit. Don't know if its the heat or the (related) three nights or poor/little sleep but I'd happily go and help demonstrate how different tools are better at different tasks.

 

Would probably start with the bit they're currently using and show how much more effective it is at going through their cunt fucking eyeball.

Sounds far more engaging than my wife's usual DIY shows.

I would pitch it to HGTV

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