The Day I've Been Waiting For Is Near....

[Nunavut Patrick]

Goodbye you fucking Belgian cunts......

 

 

A constitutional crisis is developing in Belgium with a rift between the Flems and Waloons or whatever the French and Dutch speakers are called. Apparently the PM of Belguim is saying it could be the end of the country. Some no-mark King will try and save the day from his palace financed by the blood of the Congo.

 

 

To which I say good riddance. Good fucking riddance. I suggest that the first point of order is for InBev brewery to give back all the acquisitions, then confiscate all the blood diamonds in Antwerp and send them back to Africa.

 

Kick the EU out of Brussels, fuck off NATO as well and then air lift in Congolese by the plane load and rape the shit out of the land. Any Belgians object then a little revisionist colonialism can be meted out-- a swift chop to remove the hand or foot.

 

Give Holland the Dutch speakers, send the French speakers out to sea and let Luxembourg have anyhitng left over.

 

And Jacques Rogge the Olympic President- he can do one too.

[isr]

Shit NP. You forgot to have your morning coffee?

 

Well, if it has to happen, I bags all the Belgian chocolates.

[neko]

miserable fat belgian bastards......

 

actually i prefer not to call them anything, i just ignore them.

 

can't rep you, np

[Stu Monty]

I thought the Philipino mail order bride was on the way.

 

I was wrong.

[chrisbonnie]

i want a free Belgian Malinois dog

 

they keep all their paedophiles though, weird country

[Guido]

Flat bastards. Have some reppage dear Nunavutmon!

[Anubis]

NP. Now I get it. It stands for Nigel Powers. You ARE Austin Powers dad, and you're all upset because Belgians raised your son and turned him evil.

[Section_31]

"filthy people, a nation of idiots and a race of gypsies"

[Nunavut Patrick]

I thought the Philipino mail order bride was on the way.

 

I was wrong.

 

 

If only. The price of jet fuel these days I'll have to get a gig as a ship's mate to retrieve her.

 

But seriuosly, wouldn't it be great if Belguim collapsed? Where would the EU go?

 

I hate those fuckers at InBev as well. Antwerp is shady as fuck and what legacy is that for good old Winston defender her after the Dardanelles.

[tokyojoe]

If only. The price of jet fuel these days I'll have to get a gig as a ship's mate to retrieve her.

 

But seriuosly, wouldn't it be great if Belguim collapsed? Where would the EU go?

 

I hate those fuckers at InBev as well. Antwerp is shady as fuck and what legacy is that for good old Winston defender her after the Dardanelles.

 

The EU would still be run out of Brussells. Wasn't Belgium created by giving some land to one of our no mark monarchs a couple of hundred years ago?

 

Anyway....

[reder]

When I was 16, my friends ma, who was Belgian, gave me my first proper BJ. She was insane, like most Belgians but I cant hold anything against them. :thumbup:

[Redder Lurtz]

But what about the Stella Artois factory? Can I bagsy that?