Convalescing in Devon

[Cosmos]

ALL the women look like Anne Widecombe, the town has a Portreeve who is more like everyone's imagining of Friar Tuck than can be real, the sheep are scruffy as fook and it rains constantly, the postmistress has a glass eye and her son recently threw the rope up. Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop etc etc.

[Nick Leeson]

what does throw the rope up mean?

[Cosmos]

Suicide.

[Nick Leeson]

thought so but wasn't quite sure if I was jumping the gun. Take it you're not hanging around then?

[Cosmos]

I have little choice, yesterday I discussed butter in a charity shop with a lunatic, i'm starting to fit in...

[Nick Leeson]

I'm getting visions of the wicker man

[Cosmos]

If i could find a landlords daughter who didn't have a limp or a tail then it would indeed be similar. If i looked less like Stephen Fry with jaundice and bad AIDS then i'm sure i'd be imprisoned in some sort of stud farm by the local education authority.

[Nick Leeson]

Good Lord; sounds like Royston Vasey. Short visit then, eh?

[Cosmos]

Two more months, one is here for repair and regeneration. Everyone loves a wurzel accent, fact.

[Nick Leeson]

Ah well, all joking aside; good luck with it mate, seriously.

 

Although, I can't promise I won't post a youtube video that reminds me of your situation, in the near future that I find hilarious.

[RJ Fan club]

Where abouts are you cosmos? I spent a few years down in Devon.

 

I loved it too, but I can see the negatives.

[Cosmos]

I'm in Ashburton, waiting for the rain to abate so I can show these 'tombstoning' cunts in Plymouth what a belly flop truly means.

[RJ Fan club]

I'm in Ashburton, waiting for the rain to abate so I can show these 'tombstoning' cunts in Plymouth what a belly flop truly means.

 

There are a few Ashburtons I think (or am I thinking Halberton), but the word Plymouth says it all. Stick to North or East Devon, its all good.

 

Plymouth = SHITHOLE.

[Cosmos]

Plymouth is twenty minutes away, the A-road is littered with the burberry and Elizabeth Duke of many a Corsa collision. They all wear ****or *** tops, and by god, if i can't intimidate them with my rothmans intake then the whole world is in trouble.

[GJM]

I went to Devon. They had a theme park for kids called 'Farm World'. This was despite the entire county seemingly consisting entirely of farms. This caused me anxiety and I wanted to leave.

[Cosmos]

Thank your lucky stars you never went to 'Sister World'. It has the uncomfortable triumverate of sex, guilt and quasimodo limbed offspring, a la Birkenhead.

[windass]

ALL the women look like Anne Widecombe, the town has a Portreeve who is more like everyone's imagining of Friar Tuck than can be real, the sheep are scruffy as fook and it rains constantly, the postmistress has a glass eye and her son recently threw the rope up. Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop etc etc.

 

better than liverpool!!:blah. Stayed at lodgings in tuebrook, many years ago.The landlady said she used to drown little kittens! fucking liverpudlian shitter! :sick: