John Barnes...

[Paul]

just walked past the end of my drive as I was getting out of the car. I said, "John Barnes. Nice one." He smiled and said, "How are you?". Ace and a leg. Good eh?

[Owen]

You're far to cool for school, Paulie.

[JohnnyH]

I met him in the pub an hour later and he said. And I quote. "Some cunt said hello to me today. I hated him"

[Paul]

I met him in the pub an hour later and he said. And I quote. "Some cunt said hello to me today. I hated him"

 

It happened 20 minutes ago. You lying get.

[JohnnyH]

Digger can see the future!!!

[Spy Bee]

"John Barnes. Nice one!"

 

I'd be as embarrassed as a mother fucker if I said that. I sure as hell wouldn't tell anybody.

[gazelle]

"John Barnes. Nice one!"

 

I'd be as embarrassed as a mother fucker if I said that. I sure as hell wouldn't tell anybody.

 

That cracked me up. Although Paul defo gets away with it.

[jaycooper88]

Fabio Aurelio rammed his kids pram into my foot yesterday in town on the way into work! He apologised like but it bloody hurt!

[elvis]

"John Barnes. Nice one!"

 

I'd be as embarrassed as a mother fucker if I said that. I sure as hell wouldn't tell anybody.

 

You may be a bad tory adam, but you are also particularly quick with a quip

Negged regardless.

[Unrighteous]

When I saw him a month ago or so near the Birkenhead tunnel I was all, "Whoa... John Barnes."

 

and he gave me a big grin.

[Liquid football]

It's almost like you're congratulating him there for being John Barnes. It's concise.

[Paul]

It's almost like you're congratulating him there for being John Barnes. It's concise.

 

But being John Barnes is eminently worthy of congratulation.

[Unrighteous]

But being John Barnes is eminently worthy of congratulation.

 

Agreed.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I don't reckon he'll fit the policy.

[Liquid football]

But being John Barnes is eminently worthy of congratulation.

 

Couldn't agree more. You had a short window of time to deliver the message and you came through in a concise manner. Flawless execution if you ask me.

[elvis]

But being John Barnes is eminently worthy of congratulation.

 

Why didnt you invite him in for some shrooms an brie?

[Paul]

Why didnt you invite him in for some shrooms an brie?

 

Because we were having crisp bakes, chips and spaghetti hoops. It was a "no time to think" tea as I'm back out to work in a minute.

[Bourbon]

Because we were having crisp bakes, chips and spaghetti hoops. It was a "no time to think" tea as I'm back out to work in a minute.

 

What a fucking power tea that is for a Tuesday.

 

Put another plate out, Sir.

[grazywalker]

Name dropper .I hate name droppers .I was only saying this to Alan Kennedy last week and he agreed

[Dirk]

I was walking down Argyle Street at 8am 5/6 years ago and he came out of a flat above one of those food joints next to Sherlocks. I let onto him and he was quite courteous.

[havarantagain]

I was talking to Tiger woods Last week about his imminent knee operation when my phone went and Mick Jagger ask .......

[MLB]

He's always a nice guy in the flesh, Digger. As well as being a total leg' on the pitch.

[Spy Bee]

You may be a bad tory adam, but you are also particularly quick with a quip

Negged regardless.

 

Negged for forgetting to neg me (if you neg me now you will be a donkey dick sucking revenge negger).

 

I'm not a Tory. I have never voted in any kind of election.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Unless X-Factor counts?

[Paul]

He's always a nice guy in the flesh, Digger. As well as being a total leg' on the pitch.

 

By a strange coincidence it was our awards evening tonight and Digger spoke at it last year (having also done it a few years ago). We were let down by some soap "star" and we still had his number from the last time so chanced a cheeky "Can you help us out tonight, John?" request. He not only came through, but was a really passionate advocate of education, as well as the pastoral care for young people that we specialise in. He didn't want a penny, either (unlike the soap "star" who wanted a hundred quid and wouldn't do a speech). Leg off the pitch as well as on it, much like the man who pips him to top spot in my all time list of greats.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

By a strange coincidence it was our awards evening tonight and Digger spoke at it last year (having also done it a few years ago). We were let down by some soap "star" and we still had his number from the last time so chanced a cheeky "Can you help us out tonight, John?" request. He not only came through, but was a really passionate advocate of education, as well as the pastoral care for young people that we specialise in. He didn't want a penny, either (unlike the soap "star" who wanted a hundred quid and wouldn't do a speech). Leg off the pitch as well as on it, much like the man who pips him to top spot in my all time list of greats.

 

Istvan Kozma?