Stag do ideas

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I reckon he's simultaneously a nice guy and a cunt

Don't bring me into this you roundabout dwelling fucker 

[lifetime fan]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Don't bring me into this you roundabout dwelling fucker 

No you’re just a cunt mate. 

 

We all love having a pint with you though. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

No you’re just a cunt mate. 

 

We we all love having a pint with you though. 

Oh man thats harsh. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Oh man thats harsh. 

 

You do attract the lesbians so you have your useses. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 3/7/2017 at 4:59 PM, lifetime fan said:

I know what lad that was stripped bollock naked and handcuffed to a lamppost in the middle of town.

 

But only after he'd been given a load of viagra.

I remember seeing one in Liverpool on telly years ago.

 

They got the groom naked and handcuffed to a lamppost.  Result.

 

A bunch of girls saw him and took pity on him.  Better result. 

 

The girls called the fire brigade to rescue him. Even better result 

 

The fire brigade turn up with a BBC camera crew making a documentary series.  Jackpot!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

You do attract the lesbians so you have your useses. 

Are they lesbians before they meet him?

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Are they lesbians before they meet him?

Not always. 

[stringvest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Get shitfaced watching the game. Trust me, you will have a better night. 

Now THAT is the voice of experience 

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

I don't do away stag dos. If you want me to come to Amsterdam for a drink then you can pay for my flights.

 

They don't really like me to be honest, my wise cracks go down like a knackered lift with any of her lot other than her Mum so I tend to just stand there with my pint looking like a spare prick at a whore's wedding.

Repped for not being an Amsterdam stag do blert. 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Are they lesbians before they meet him?

 

I wish I could say they weren’t this time but I clocked them as soon as we walked in the pub. 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I remember seeing one in Liverpool on telly years ago.

 

They got the groom naked and handcuffed to a lamppost.  Result.

 

A bunch of girls saw him and took pity on him.  Better result. 

 

The girls called the fire brigade to rescue him. Even better result 

 

The fire brigade turn up with a BBC camera crew making a documentary series.  Jackpot!

 

 

That’s boss. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

I wish I could say they weren’t this time but I clocked them as soon as we walked in the pub. 

That was Stringvest and Matty Q

[ZonkoVille77]

The best stag do I went on was in Donegal about 10 years ago. 15 lads, 4 guitars, shit loads of drink and drugs in a rental house by the coast for 2 days. It was just great. No queuing at shitty expensive bars. Smoke and drug taking at will. Singing and dancing like cunts. Some might think the lack of women or strippers etc would make it shit for a stag but it was absolute bliss. Chilled out as fuck. Best way to be before tying the knot. 

[manwiththestick]

I was in one of the bars in the brewery village in the summer. Really hot day, nice and chilled with the wife, it was the world cup and they had the France Uruguay game on the big screen and some dude playing some acoustic songs and supping some nice drinks so a great day.

 

Then a load of hooray Henry's turn up on a Stag do all dressed as Bay watch lifeguards with one carrying a ghetto blaster blaring out the theme tune from the TV show. Oh it was hilarious, I could hardly contain my envy of what a random day they were all having with all their bants, the legends. 

[elBooth]

Bless the search bar, no new thread needed.  I'm best man and trying to organise a stag do in Dublin so thought i'd come to the the place where shit gets done; The Mighty GF.  Judging by the four previous pages it seems we have the same way of thinking (nothing too serious, drinking with proper mates etc) so any help would be much appreciated.

 

So does anyone have any new, smart ideas for a stag do?  And following on from that, anyone got any class ideas for a stag do that's heading to Dublin?

 

 

Wouldn't mind knowing what Remm sorted for the stag do he was planning in the end as well haha.

 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, elBooth said:

Bless the search bar, no new thread needed.  I'm best man and trying to organise a stag do in Dublin so thought i'd come to the the place where shit gets done; The Mighty GF.  Judging by the four previous pages it seems we have the same way of thinking (nothing too serious, drinking with proper mates etc) so any help would be much appreciated.

 

So does anyone have any new, smart ideas for a stag do?  And following on from that, anyone got any class ideas for a stag do that's heading to Dublin?

 

 

Wouldn't mind knowing what Remm sorted for the stag do he was planning in the end as well haha.

 

I think you've got it boxed off for drinking if you are all going to Dublin 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[lifetime fan]

Yeah, go to Cork instead.