Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[RJ Fan club]

 

As for tv people. I reckon Trevor McDonald is probably a nasty old bastard.

 

I can confirm Trevor MacDonald is a nasty cunt (sort of). He lives (or used to live) in Topsham nr Exeter. When I lived down that way I heard plenty of stories from locals who think he's a nasty cunt. He's rude, dismissive and generally a short fused nutter.

 

On the subject of golfers, Berhard Langer is a nice bloke, has a penchant for cornettos and carries lots of cash.

 

David Duval is also a nice bloke; as is Tom Lehman. I met them when working in Southport back in about 98 when the Open was at Birkdale.

[Bourbon]

Adrian Chiles.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Adrian Chiles.

 

Is sound, actually.

[Nick Leeson]

Got her in my death pool

Knowing you as well as I don't I'd guess that's more of a lake than a pool.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Tim Westwood

 

Biggest cunt ever, fact

 

[Ian Sea]

Gordon Brown is probably a cunt. I wouldn't like to be his cat.

 

Johnny Vaughan as well. Cunt. Probably.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Knowing you as well as I don't I'd guess that's more of a lake than a pool.

 

I'm actually quite mild mannered normally.

 

I can be ultra competitive at times though

[dave u]

And Richard Madeley.

 

I think he's actually a nice enough fella is Richard. Seen him at the Albert Dock a few times when they used to film This Morning there. One time I was with a couple of mates, and we saw him up on the balcony of one of the restaurants in there. We shouted up "Alright Richard" and he smiled happily and waved at us.

 

One of my mates then shouted "Robbed any wine lately?" and his poor little face just dropped, his shoulders slumped and he turned and walked back inside. He looked genuinely hurt, and I felt bad for him. To this day my mate has shown no remorse about the incident, his attitude being "Well he shouldn't go around robbing wine from supermarkets, the shop lifting cunt"

[Stu Monty]

*Reps Jack Nicklaus *

[JohnnyH]

Martin O'Neill

[Bourbon]

Roger Federer*

 

 

 

 

 

*Kaiser, don't say you know him an all.

[aws]

Cliff Richard.

[Bourbon]

Geoff Boycott

Esther McVeigh

Ashley Cole

Tony Blair

Craig Revel-Horwood

Alan Carr

George Lucas

Richard Keys

Robert Plant

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Cliff Richard.

 

How can you hate someone who sang about Tits and Fanny?

[Remmie]

Probably a bit surprising this one: Thom Yorke.

 

It'd be gutting if he was but I reckon if you caught him at the wromg time he could be a cunt.

My sister (who is a major Radiohead fan) went to talk to him on the beach when he was playing with his daughter. After some praise she said "We'll leave you two alone now" and he said OK. O-fucking-K? That's my sister you cunt.

[Section_31]

Paul Whitehouse, don't know why I just reckon he is.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Dave Usher.

[ted tucker]

Paul Whitehouse, don't know why I just reckon he is.

 

Spot on mate. I imagine him to look down on everyone with a sense of "My award winning humour makes you pale into insignificance you sad pleb". He just has a smarmy look about him. I imagine his mate Charlie Higson to be the same.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Paul Whitehouse, don't know why I just reckon he is.

 

Yeah I agree, never found him funny either, in fact I'd go so far to say I hope he dies in a crash of some sort (kidding).

Edited July 4, 2008 by Ezekiel 25:17
I aint kidding.

[Remmie]

Tim Westwood

 

Biggest cunt ever, fact

 

He is both a cunt and a leg. There is no probably about it.

[Paul]

I think he's actually a nice enough fella is Richard. Seen him at the Albert Dock a few times when they used to film This Morning there. One time I was with a couple of mates, and we saw him up on the balcony of one of the restaurants in there. We shouted up "Alright Richard" and he smiled happily and waved at us.

 

One of my mates then shouted "Robbed any wine lately?" and his poor little face just dropped, his shoulders slumped and he turned and walked back inside. He looked genuinely hurt, and I felt bad for him. To this day my mate has shown no remorse about the incident, his attitude being "Well he shouldn't go around robbing wine from supermarkets, the shop lifting cunt"

 

It was Fivetimes, wasn't it?

[Mendoza]

Jamie Oliver

 

Julia Roberts

[Section_31]

Russell Watson

 

"I haven't got TIIIIIME for autographs I've got to go and warble and then have my fucking brain fixed!"

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Una Stubbs and Judi Dench, I bet they're a pair of right miserable, self important, pushy, cobweb flapped old cunts...probably.

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[Elmyn Noos]

Una Stubbs and Judi Dench, I bet they're a pair of right miserable, self important, pushy, cobweb flapped old cunts...probably.

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Nawww - I reckon Judi Dench would be a right laugh after a couple of glasses of merlot.

 

Edit: and I reckon she'd get her udders out.