Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[mattyq]

My boss always claims to have shagged Moira Stewart. He used to work at the BBC back in the day.

This has led me to conclude that either:

a. My boos is a inverterate liar

b. Moira wasn't afraid to put it around

c. Both of the above

[RobbieOR]

Id say Tim Henman is a cunt,who done the xabi D tag

[The Tott]

That Bianca one off Eastenders.

[RobbieOR]

That Bianca one off Eastenders.

Yes id say shes a cunt and RICKY

[Paul]

I reckon Melvin Bragg and John Craven are probably cunts. I no reason to back this up, the just seem like twats to me. They strike me as the type of blokes who moan that they can't get a decent Merlot or Rioja on location, probably refuse to speak to prodcution staff or the public if approcahed. That type of thing.

 

No-one who can drink five pints without having a piss is a cunt.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Unless he's a closet paedo or something.

[Stouffer]

Davina McCall.

[rondeco]

frank skinner

[greenoak]

Jeffery Archer. TOTAL CUNT - end of.

[Big Ig]

Gandhi

 

Just read something about a new Mountbatten film about to come out that he was a bit of a cunt - hitler and holocaust apologist, for starters, and hated by a very many hindu and muslim groups even now. There was similarly damning stuff in there about Churchill too. The permanodding insurance selling cunt.

[Soleilrouge]

Chris Evans

Sue Barker

Gary Linekar

Alan Titchmarsh

Fern Britton

Phil Schofield

Davina McCall.

 

Fern britton. Are you mad. she is lovely. I shagged her and she was really nice even after i came on her face.

[RJ Fan club]

That Bianca one off Eastenders.

 

She is.

 

She pushed in front of a ex colleague of mine in a shop queue a few years ago. He told her to wait her turn. She then gave back the old "do you know who I'am?", routine; to which he replied back "yeah you're that gobby slag off brookside".

 

It shut her up and she went to the back of the queue.

[stringvest]

Probably a bit surprising this one: Thom Yorke.

 

It'd be gutting if he was but I reckon if you caught him at the wromg time he could be a cunt.

 

gulp!

[stringvest]

I just finished reading Des Lynam's autobiography. He was fucking shagging machine in his day. Every other page he's humping some bird he's picked up. He boned Moira Stewart too, presumably before Tom Ross murdered her.

 

that's news to me. And finally... up the bum please, Des.

[ted tucker]

frank skinner

 

His gobshite mate, David Baddiel. Add to that:

 

Ian Wright

Patrick Kielty

Fiona Phillips

Tom Cruise

Ant and Dec

Mark Lamarr

Jamie Oliver

Alistair McGowan

Pete Doherty

[stringvest]

Just read something about a new Mountbatten film about to come out that he was a bit of a cunt - hitler and holocaust apologist, for starters, and hated by a very many hindu and muslim groups even now. There was similarly damning stuff in there about Churchill too. The permanodding insurance selling cunt.

 

This film whitewashes Mountbatten to an extent - tries to suggest he was neither a blazing incompetent nor a man obsessed with himself. I disagree. I think he was a vain dangerous buffoon. In other words, a cunt.

[DT]

The CEO of Carlsberg, whoever he/she is.

[hamstrung]

She is.

 

She pushed in front of a ex colleague of mine in a shop queue a few years ago. He told her to wait her turn. She then gave back the old "do you know who I'am?", routine; to which he replied back "yeah you're that gobby slag off brookside".

 

It shut her up and she went to the back of the queue.

 

Nice.

[Yerma'satexan!]

Mother Teresa.

 

I bet she was a right nasty bitch to those poor kids of Calcutta

[Elmyn Noos]

Paul Weller, I bet, is a moody musical cunt.

[Ian Sea]

I bet Gordon Ramsey is a cunt. And Richard Madeley.

[JohnnyH]

Allah

[Bourbon]

Cardie.

[dave u]

Sam Torrance the ex-golfer. Seem friendly even avuncular with his ryder cup anecdotes, but sniff just once when he's addressing the ball and you'll go home with a putter for a necklace. Vicious cunt.

 

Yep, he is indeed. At the Open at Birkdale a few years ago (the one Baker-Finch won), my mate went up to him and asked for his autograph. "Have you got a pen?" said Sam. "No, sorry" said my mate after a quick rummage in his pockets. "Well what fucking good are you then?" he snapped before walking off. Of course I laughed, but he is clearly a cunt.

 

Staying on the golfing theme, Faldo was a twat as well, he just got that stupid bint caddy to keep everybody away from him and wouldn't sign any autographs. Greg Norman was a prick as well, and that fucking piece of shit Jack Nicklaus disrespected me in front of a load of kids, the white haired arrogant cunt.

 

Phil Mickelson may well be the most courteous man on the planet however, and the late great Payne Stewart was an absolute gent, may he rest in peace.

 

As for tv people. I reckon Trevor McDonald is probably a nasty old bastard.

[Nick Leeson]

I reckon Stu Monty is probably a cunt and now that he's up there in all his favicon glory I reckon that grants him 'famous people' status. So my nomination for famous person who's probably a cunt is Stu Monty.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

June Whitfield. MIserable old cow.

Got her in my death pool