Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[Bjornebye]

Naga Munchetty

[Captain Turdseye]

Monty Panesar was sat behind me at the Carl Froch vs Lucien Bute fight in Nottingham a few years ago. I think England might have been playing at Trent Bridge that weekend.  He was sound, chatting and posing for pictures with anyone who asked. 

[Stouffer]

I reckon Carol Kirkwood is a grade A bitch away from the map, and to be honest that makes my winky go Grrrrrrrrrrr.

 

She can show me her cold front any day of the week.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Naga Munchetty

I reckon she could be nice and kind and lovely... up to a point.  But if you so much as agree to a game of darts or Scrabble with her, she will destroy you and probably kill your dog and burn your house down, just so you remember who's boss.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I reckon she could be nice and kind and lovely... up to a point.  But if you so much as agree to a game of darts or Scrabble with her, she will destroy you and probably kill your dog and burn your house down, just so you remember who's boss.

Its just her smarmy face when you are getting up for work in the mornings. Just sat there all fresh faced looking at you with contempt. Lego headed cunt. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Its just her smarmy face when you are getting up for work in the mornings. Just sat there all fresh faced looking at you with contempt. Lego headed cunt. 

She'd be more relatable if, once in a while, she'd turn up hungover, with yesterday's clothes on and her knickers in her handbag. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

She'd be more relatable if, once in a while, she'd turn up hungover, with yesterday's clothes on and her knickers in her handbag. 

Exactly mate. Or flash her snatch. Something. Anything. Prim and proper prick. 

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I reckon she could be nice and kind and lovely... up to a point.  But if you so much as agree to a game of darts or Scrabble with her, she will destroy you and probably kill your dog and burn your house down, just so you remember who's boss.

She is really fit in the flesh. Tiny and stunning. 

[polymerpunkah]

On 02/09/2019 at 06:50, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

There is no probably about this.

 

Will Self.

 

Tedious, pompous cunt.

 

That Francois came off looking like a bigger cunt than this turd is quite something.

Had to google him, as I'd never heard of him.

 

Fourth link?:

 

Quote

Will Self: 'I read as many as 50 books at once'

 

Yep, probably a cunt.

[redheart]

2 hours ago, Stouffer said:

I reckon Carol Kirkwood is a grade A bitch away from the map, and to be honest that makes my winky go Grrrrrrrrrrr.

 

She can show me her cold front any day of the week.

 

You might change your mind if you saw her nude pics during the  Fappening.

 

Right put me off the lovely Carol

[Captain Howdy]

24 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Had to google him, as I'd never heard of him.

 

Fourth link?:

 

 

Yep, probably a cunt.

I quite like Will Self, very bright fella

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Naga Munchetty

 

She’s fucking stunning and half the size she looks on the telly. 

 

 

EDIT: Rico beat me to it. 

[Stouffer]

36 minutes ago, redheart said:

 

You might change your mind if you saw her nude pics during the  Fappening.

 

Right put me off the lovely Carol

These don't exist, do they?

[Bruce Spanner]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Naga Munchetty

 

There’s a fucking line.

[lifetime fan]

53 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

I quite like Will Self, very bright fella

 

Got to love his attention to detail. 

 

Is going to write an article on herion use/addiction and decides it would be pointless if he’d never tried it himself so starts shooting up smack. 

[rubble-rouser]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Got to love his attention to detail. 

 

Is going to write an article on herion use/addiction and decides it would be pointless if he’d never tried it himself so starts shooting up smack. 

Did it on John Major’s plane during the 97 election 

[rubble-rouser]

10 minutes ago, Istvan Kosma said:

they do

Two low fronts have resulted in an area of high pressure 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, rubble-rouser said:

Did it on John Major’s plane during the 97 election 

 

And Campbell confronted him on Blair’s plane telling him he better not fucking try it on theirs. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Naga Munchetty

I was waiting for this thread to be bumped so I could throw her in here. I was going to do a double with her and Susanna Reid.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I was waiting for this thread to be bumped so I could throw her in here. I was going to do a double with her and Susanna Reid.

Susanna scrapes out of the thread for being completely bangable. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I was waiting for this thread to be bumped so I could throw her in here. I was going to do a double with her and Susanna Reid.

If I were considering a double with Naga and Susanna it wouldn't be in this thread. 

[Section_31]

Emma Thompson 

[Dougie Do'ins]

On 21/09/2019 at 01:11, AngryofTuebrook said:

If I were considering a double with Naga and Susanna it wouldn't be in this thread. 

The Local News thread ?

[Vincent Vega]

Jude Law

[VladimirIlyich]

On 20/09/2019 at 19:47, Istvan Kuntstain said:

they do, http://thefappeningblog.wiki/carol-kirkwood/carol-kirkwood-leaked-and-fappening-21-photos/

The nude ones dont look like her. Shame though.