It's Thursday and it's Amanda Harrington's column in the Echo...

[Unrighteous]

Is there seriously even a single one of you who would turn her down? Wonky orange tits and all...

 

I would probably turn her down just to say that i did... as i have done that before with a famous percevied hotty. Not naming names though...

 

If she was a nobody then i would be more likely to shag her arse off...

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I would probably turn her down just to say that i did... as i have done that before with a famous percevied hotty. Not naming names though...

 

If she was a nobody then i would be more likely to shag her arse off...

 

It was Margi Clarke wasn't it?

[Unrighteous]

It was Margi Clarke wasn't it?

 

 

That's a negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.

[Harry Squatter]

Do the sameheads have a caste system where the more darker orange you are the higher up the hierachy you go or is just down to how much cash your boyfriend has got/what local gangsters you know/minor local celebs you have blagged a drink off?

 

Top Caste: Krypton Sunset

Middle Caste: Tatooine Summer

Lower Caste: Seville Orchard

[Section_31]

Quality Unrighteous

 

Incidentally I've just thought of an ace chat-up line, "If you were a Tom Cruise film you'd be Top Bum"

[Hooch]

You know how we've agreed on this name for these bints being 'same ead' Copyright Tom R; Well I propose a word for the male version of this culture. You know who I mean, the lads with number 0 back and sides and number 1 on top barnet. They usually have a black Hugo Boss/Versace/Y3/Moschino top on and they walk around like they are carrying a carpet under each arm.

 

Me and my mates call them "jembo's".

I don't why we thought of "Jembo", it just seemed a sort of generic nickname you'd overhear from them. Like "ey Jembo, sappenin lad, just been down the mood, wacko, Ste Mac and Wezzo were in there, they reckon Kev Davo's gonna be in there in a bit so lets get over there and sort dem la".

 

Jembo's.

[Unrighteous]

Quality Unrighteous

 

Incidentally I've just thought of an ace chat-up line, "If you were a Tom Cruise film you'd be Top Bum"

 

Top Bum? Not Meatflaps Impossible?

[Unrighteous]

You know how we've agreed on this name for these bints being 'same ead' Copyright Tom R; Well I propose a word for the male version of this culture. You know who I mean, the lads with number 0 back and sides and number 1 on top barnet. They usually have a black Hugo Boss/Versace/Y3/Moschino top on and they walk around like they are carrying a carpet under each arm.

 

Me and my mates call them "jembo's".

I don't why we thought of "Jembo", it just seemed a sort of generic nickname you'd overhear from them. Like "ey Jembo, sappenin lad, just been down the mood, wacko, Ste Mac and Wezzo were in there, they reckon Kev Davo's gonna be in there in a bit so lets get over there and sort dem la".

 

Jembo's.

 

I've always put them under the category of Guidos - Subgroup: General Douchebag.

[Section_31]

I've always put them under the category of Guidos - Subgroup: General Douchebag.

 

I prefer "Waaaas" because that's the noise they make when they open their mouths. "This pub is full of Waaaaas"

[kopitegaz]

BEWARE!!! There is a 2 page full colour Orange glow in the Echo today.

 

My eyes hurt. I should have worn sunglasses.

[Cath]

BEWARE!!! There is a 2 page full colour Orange glow in the Echo today.

 

My eyes hurt. I should have worn sunglasses.

 

Guicci or Police?

[kopitegaz]

Guicci or Police?

 

You ask me as if I know about these things.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Guicci or Police?

 

Where did you buy yours from, Greaty Market?

[Fugitive]

Looky Looky man in Spain.

[Cath]

Where did you buy yours from, Greaty Market?

 

Free with me petrol

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Guicci or Police?

How will we know which ones to love and which ones to hate this week?

 

Oh Amanda, we're sorry. Please return to guide us by the light of your wisdom.

[Unrighteous]

 

HIYA!!!!!! I'd never get me tits out in Nuts, me.

[Fugitive]

WONKY!!!

[Kopite]

 

Bill would...

 

 

 

OH MY GOD, they are the same colour!!!

[Section_31]

I like your berets

[Anubis]

OH MY GOD, they are the same colour!!!

 

I'll bet the Ooompa Lumpa hasn't got wonky tits though.

[Unrighteous]

I'll bet the Ooompa Lumpa hasn't got wonky tits though.

 

And the Oompa Lumpa has a purpose in the world...

[Anubis]

Has Amanda had more plastic surgery, because she's looking a little different compared to the photos on here.

 

Columnists from the Liverpool ECHO, European Capital of Culture 2008

[Guest simon]

sorry

[Dougie Do'ins]

You know who I mean, the lads with number 0 back and sides and number 1 on top barnet. They usually have a black Hugo Boss/Versace/Y3/Moschino top on and they walk around like they are carrying a carpet under each arm.

 

"ey Jembo, sappenin lad, just been down the mood, wacko, Ste Mac and Wezzo were in there, they reckon Kev Davo's gonna be in there in a bit so lets get over there and sort dem la".

 

Jembo's.

The term for the person you describe is locally known as a Johny Concrete.