Johnny Depp

[manwiththestick]

She seems a right piece of work.

[Elite]

The type of girl that would offer you a blowie so she could bite your cock off.

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

 

 

"Destroys" Amber Heard's lawyer. Sure. Is that like those heavily-spliced Youtube vids on channels like "Mogg The Week" with titles suggesting that he and his ilk 'pwned' some leftie/liberal?

[Carvalho Diablo]

I've watched a couple of these videos and to me, Depp comes across as an insincere, doped up, bloated plastic surgery disaster.

 

I think he's a liar. I think she's a liar.

 

I the court of public opinion, money talks and he'll take her to the cleaners.

 

Hollywood eh?

[sir roger]

Rumours he will win.

Heard it through the grapevine.

[Creator Supreme]

In the current world climate (Ukraine, economy in the shitter, energy and cost of living crises) does the coverage these two gobshites are getting not come across as somewhat distasteful?

 

I think they deserve each other!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He is a piece of shit, she is a bigger piece of shit. Nothing to see here.

[Bjornebye]

[lifetime fan]

[VladimirIlyich]

I think she sounds like a horrible cunt and he sounds a bit pathetic to be honest. He has developed a phobia over traffic lights now though,he said 'I can't go through Amber.'

[KMD7]

On 24/04/2022 at 13:27, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

He is a piece of shit, she is a bigger piece of shit. Nothing to see here.

Pretty much this.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Not really sure what he has done to be called a piece of shit tbh. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Not really sure what he has done to be called a piece of shit tbh. 

His lack of personal hygiene and his film accents. Sort of a Stink Van Dyke.

[Alan Sex]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

His lack of personal hygiene and his film accents. Sort of a Stink Van Dyke.

A Stink Dick?

 

Gore Bloimey!!

[TheHowieLama]

The great thing about Dick was that he had a Dyke in there too. Forward thinking.

[A Red]

Heard later announced that she would donate the entire payout to two charities, so Depp sent subsequent payments he owed her directly to the named not-for-profits.

“Ms Heard was very, very angry that I had made those first payments, and she went into kind of a tirade about how I should be charged double the $7 million, I should be charged $14 million,” he told the court.

 

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Ha ha, take that 

[Guest]

The fact that she recorded him slamming doors should be enough of a hint she’s lying through her teeth. If she had been knocked about by him, would she risk being caught filming him knowing what is likely to come after?

 

a true victim of domestic abuse wouldn’t do that.

[Leyton388]

Still would.

[Anubis]

Bad day at the office for Amber.

 

The ACLU witness confirmed that they only received $1.3m as opposed to the $3.5m promised, and that nearly $1m of that came from Elon Musk, not Heard, with a chunk coming from Depp, and $350k said to have come from Heard herself - but they couldn’t confirm she made the payment.

[Captain Turdseye]

My bird is keeping right up to date with this, watching it on her phone while she’s in the bath and everything.  
 

That reason alone is why I’ve decided to steer clear. We’re talking about a woman who thinks Married at First Sight is good TV. 

[manwiththestick]

32 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My bird is keeping right up to date with this, watching it on her phone while she’s in the bath and everything.  
 

That reason alone is why I’ve decided to steer clear. We’re talking about a woman who thinks Married at First Sight is good TV. 

Is that the Aussie program? The wife had that on a while back, probably not the most recent season but I remember occasionally blimping some blonde girl that seemed to be quite prominent on the show, quite often having her chebs bursting out of her dress, definitely gave off quite stabby vibes and probably couldn't hold a decent conversation but absolutely worth the potential danger.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Is that the Aussie program? The wife had that on a while back, probably not the most recent season but I remember occasionally blimping some blonde girl that seemed to be quite prominent on the show, quite often having her chebs bursting out of her dress, definitely gave off quite stabby vibes and probably couldn't hold a decent conversation but absolutely worth the potential danger.

The Australian version is what’s on now, I think. The UK and the US have their own painfully gash versions. 

[Section_31]

Married at First Sight Australia is essential viewing, I won't hear a bad thing said about it. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m not having that. Negged.

[Bjornebye]

The quality of totty in Love Island Australia compared to the UK version is miles ahead. Everyone knows this. Granted they are far bigger cunts over there and you need to mute it but you can fit 5 in an episode easily.