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Seater or backie?


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Is it a seater or a backie?  

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  1. 1. Is it a seater or a backie?

    • It's a seater. There can be no other.
    • It's a backie. I know it's wrong, but it's still a backie.
    • It's neither of the above.
    • Cock off spunker.


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Croggy? Backy? Mogger? Takey?

 

You need your fucking heads examining. Fuck off and die you Thatcher-loving piss-flapped, smeg-sniffing, turd-burgular homs.

 

Fucking SEATER

 

And that's final.

 

In fact, I offered a seater to a mate in London the other day and he called it a fucking backy. That only goes to prove beyond all doubt. I stabbed him. Cunt.

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Was once giving my mate what was at the time called an "E.T." - I was pedaling and he was sat on the handlebars. We were gathering speed downhill when a policewoman jumped in front of us, legs akimbo, arm raised in classic 'stop' pose. I slammed on with both brakes and feet, stopping right in front of her, and to her credit she didn't flinch. "Do you know how stupid that was?" she asked. My mate replied "you're telling me, if he hadn't stopped I'd av kicked your head right off. Do you know how lucky you are?" She didn't see the funny side and gave us the longest bollocking/safety lecture I've ever heard.

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Was once giving my mate what was at the time called an "E.T." - I was pedaling and he was sat on the handlebars. We were gathering speed downhill when a policewoman jumped in front of us, legs akimbo, arm raised in classic 'stop' pose. I slammed on with both brakes and feet, stopping right in front of her, and to her credit she didn't flinch. "Do you know how stupid that was?" she asked. My mate replied "you're telling me, if he hadn't stopped I'd av kicked your head right off. Do you know how lucky you are?" She didn't see the funny side and gave us the longest bollocking/safety lecture I've ever heard.

 

An E.T?

 

I thought that was something your bird let's you do her, when she's pissed.

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An E.T?

 

I thought that was something your bird let's you do her, when she's pissed.

 

I watched the film ET in France, although there it was called 'And"

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Mogger!!!!!! Just asked the Mrs and she's from Neth and she also said Mogger - although she said takey was perfectly acceptable. Some fucking riff-raff on here obviously.

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Mogger!!!!!! Just asked the Mrs and she's from Neth and she also said Mogger - although she said takey was perfectly acceptable. Some fucking riff-raff on here obviously.

 

Maybe it's an age thing Chimp? When I was growing up you would have got called a wool all your life if you asked for a mogger!

 

I think we can both at least agree it's neither a seater or a backie!

 

In a similar vein, a certain f**tball related game, did you call it catch or one bounce?

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Backie is something you make a rollie with and seater just sounds gay, so deffo agreed there my friend.

 

We talking "kerby" about the other thing? Again, I'm no spring chicken here so deffo not down with the kids and their new-fangled lingo, so with me it probably is an age thing.

 

* sobs * "Where have all the years gone?" * sobs *

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Backie is something you make a rollie with and seater just sounds gay, so deffo agreed there my friend.

 

We talking "kerby" about the other thing? Again, I'm no spring chicken here so deffo not down with the kids and their new-fangled lingo, so with me it probably is an age thing.

 

* sobs * "Where have all the years gone?" * sobs *

 

Ha, no it's not kerby, that was still called that when I was a kid.

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I grew up in Kenny where it was a Takey.

 

So. Looking at whats been said so far we have:

 

Takey - Walton, Everton, Anfield, Kensington, Kirkdale, Netherley, Old Swan and West Derby

 

Seater - Crosy, Bootle, Litherland

 

Mogger - Halewood

 

Backy - Wirral

 

Any advances on that?

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I grew up in Kenny where it was a Takey.

 

So. Looking at whats been said so far we have:

 

Takey - Walton, Everton, Anfield, Kensington, Kirkdale, Netherley, Old Swan and West Derby

 

Seater - Crosy, Bootle, Litherland

 

Mogger - Halewood

 

Backy - Wirral

 

Any advances on that?

 

In fact looking at that, maybe it's what they used to work out the borough boundaries?

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