Britains Got Talent

[Elite]

A lot of the acts are shite but there have been some incredibly entertaining acts this year. Just watching that young lad dance then was amazing, his dancing was great but the broken music and the rain made it spectacular.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

A lot of the acts are shite but there have been some incredibly entertaining acts this year. Just watching that young lad dance then was amazing, his dancing was great but the broken music and the rain made it spectacular.

 

 

Sounds very suspect business that does, I don't mind tellin' yeah.

[Elite]

Sounds very suspect business that does, I don't mind tellin' yeah.

 

You got me, I am dancophile.

[Spy Bee]

George fucking rules. He's a right dude. And he's a fighter. I hope he wins it all. Singers should fuck off to X factor or whatever. George or the dog I say.

[Elite]

Those Indians were awesome last night as well.

[Carradona]

That kid dancing in the rain was brilliant.

 

How laughable is the superhero poof who swings the hoops around his hip. Idiot.

[Carradona]

Those Indians were awesome last night as well.

 

Haha that was brilliant. Did you see the "magicians" tonight?

[Elite]

That kid dancing in the rain was brilliant.

 

How laughable is the superhero poof who swings the hoops around his hip. Idiot.

 

I thought that was proper funny. Harmless fun.

 

George has gone through, well deserved.

[Elite]

Haha that was brilliant. Did you see the "magicians" tonight?

 

Aye fucking shite. The judges shouldn't let them through, they do it on purpose to make a show of them.

[She Knows It]

Every time it's on my Mum asks me "Did you watch Britain's got Talent last night?" and I reply without fail "No Mum, I don't watch it. I don't watch much telly."

 

I lost my temper a bit at the weekend and said "For fuck sake, Mum. Why do you keep asking me? I have never watched Britain's got Talent. I never will watch Britain's got Talent. Don't ever ask me again if I've watched Britain's got Talent".

 

As she was leaving mine this afternoon she said "I'm going to go home now and make Dave's tea. Then I'll get comfy and watch Britain's got Talent. Are you going to watch it?" I'd have stuck the nut on the mad old dwarf, only I couldn't be arsed squatting.

[Carradona]

I fucking hate Amanda Holden too.

[Carradona]

Every time it's on my Mum asks me "Did you watch Britain's got Talent last night?" and I reply without fail "No Mum, I don't watch it. I don't watch much telly."

 

I lost my temper a bit at the weekend and said "For fuck sake, Mum. Why do you keep asking me? I have never watched Britain's got Talent. I never will watch Britain's got Talent. Don't ever ask me again if I've watched Britain's got Talent".

 

As she was leaving mine this afternoon she said "I'm going to go home now and make Dave's tea. Then I'll get comfy and watch Britain's got Talent. Are you going to watch it?" I'd have stuck the nut on the mad old dwarf, only I couldn't be arsed squatting.

 

But did you see the young lad singing and dancing in the rain tonight?

[Faustus]

The irony of Piers Morgan as a judge on a talent show.

[She Knows It]

But did you see the young lad singing and dancing in the rain tonight?

 

You are my Mum! I'll give you her phone number and you can have a little chat about singing kids, crap impressionists and octogenarian can-can dancers.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I fucking hate Amanda Holden too.

 

Amanda Holden totally.fucking.rules, so much so I can almost forgive her for shagging Bob Monkhouse, almost.

[Rashid]

I actually voted for the dancer, nearly had me in tears. Was proud of the lad.

[Hand Shandy]

No. No it hasn't.

 

Not on that show anyway...

[hamstrung]

Virgins

[Hand Shandy]

I fucking hate Amanda Holden too.

 

 

Admittedly, I wouldn't be talking to her...

[TonyTNT]

That George lad was very impressive, glad he went through.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

No. No it hasn't.

 

Not on that show anyway...

 

Not in any context. Britain is shite and and claims to the contrary shoud be ignored or chortled at.

[Carradona]

Amanda Holden totally.fucking.rules, so much so I can almost forgive her for shagging Bob Monkhouse, almost.

 

You're wrong Al, so wrong. She's a grade A twat. She loves herself when there is nothing about her to love. The way she moves to the songs does my head in aswell.

[Stouffer]

I don't watch it.

 

I hate that little cunt that sang Tears in Heaven yesterday.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You're wrong Al, so wrong. She's a grade A twat. She loves herself when there is nothing about her to love. The way she moves to the songs does my head in aswell.

 

 

She pisses me off but the sleaze factor is high, I'm a sucker for sleaze.

[billybonzo]

My cousin is in that girl band Irresistible, though i dont know why she was speaking in a geordie accent.