Chinese takeaways..

[Stouffer]

..are the best; even better than kebaps.

 

Salt and pepper chicken wings for starter then special fried rice (mmm), chips (mmm) and an extra portion of gravy.

 

Chinese kicks fucking arses.

 

And all washed down with a nice can of Heineken.

 

What about it you fucking fuckers?

 

Any talk of other take-aways will result in posts edited and users killed.

 

PS. Fuckers.

 

I have just had a Chinese.

[She Knows It]

I haven't had a takeaway for a couple of weeks and it has been very much missed.

[Cardie]

Gravy, Chips, Chicken Wings, it only vaguely turns chinese at the mention of rice.

 

I'm almost certain you didn't have chinese but a mixture of KFC, the good ol' british takeaway and the off cuts of meat they couldn't sell fried with a bit of rice.

[hamstrung]

I had one on Monday. It was crap. I think the Chinese has changed hands.

[Stouffer]

I will be really sad if Alan (Chung) ever moves away.

[Dougie Do'ins]

The chippy by Anfield nowhere else comes close to their salt&pepper ribs.

 

But every Friday Singapore Fried rice washed down with a can of diet coke.

[Nick Leeson]

I haven't had a takeaway for a couple of weeks and it has been very much missed.

You had one at the weekend! You've defo got arltimerz disease

[RJ Fan club]

The one by me does ace special spring rolls and really ace deep fried sweet and sour king prawn balls. I always have those to start.

 

I could murder some of those now.

 

I love a chinese, not as much as Stouffer mind. Welcome back pal.

[She Knows It]

You had one at the weekend! You've defo got arltimerz disease

 

It was a thinly-veiled message. It was quite subtle too, till you ruined it.

[Nick Leeson]

Well ekz-kee-yoooooz me.

[Rashid]

How can anything be better than Indian food? man up!

[Faustus]

Chinese food is the food of the Gods. Every single dish rules.

[windass]

..are the best; even better than kebaps.

 

Salt and pepper chicken wings for starter then special fried rice (mmm), chips (mmm) and an extra portion of gravy.

 

Chinese kicks fucking arses.

 

And all washed down with a nice can of Heineken.

 

What about it you fucking fuckers?

 

Any talk of other take-aways will result in posts edited and users killed.

 

PS. Fuckers.

 

I have just had a Chinese.

 

If you order a set meal you get chicken and sweetcorn soup. It looks like someone has either sp __k in it or gobbed in the stuff. :(

[Redder Lurtz]

I love it when SKI and SKEET have a tiff. Cracks me up. Funniest one I've seen was the one where SKEET had gone round to fix the (internet / tv) and couldn't so SKI called an engineer out who pointed out that they'd been plugging the wrong cable in. Quality, that. Still makes me chuckle now.

[Stouffer]

Spunk (gloop) soup is ace especially with prawn crackers dipped in it.

[Karl_b]

I love Chinese me. Haven't had a takeaway in ages though as I find it easier and cheaper to just cook it.

 

I'm getting one at the weekend when the boys are in town.

[Section_31]

I've had a seriously bad arse the last couple of days.

 

Went for an all you can eat on Monday afternoon, it was the first sitting of the day and yet everything tasted dry, obviously warm ups from the night before.

 

In fact on my dinner yesterday I was walking around WH Smiths and felt a twinge of the arse, nearly hit Defcon 1 there for a second and had to power walk back to the office so I could unleash hell.

[Redder Lurtz]

I've had a seriously bad arse the last couple of days.

 

Went for an all you can eat on Monday afternoon, it was the first sitting of the day and yet everything tasted dry, obviously warm ups from the night before.

 

In fact on my dinner yesterday I was walking around WH Smiths and felt a twinge of the arse, nearly hit Defcon 1 there for a second and had to power walk back to the office so I could unleash hell.

 

Were you doing the exaggerated Danny Dyer walk? Class, that.

[Section_31]

Nah more like an obese bloke trying to walk in shrunken leather pants.

[windass]

Spunk (gloop) soup is ace especially with prawn crackers dipped in it.

 

:thumbdown:thumbdown.

[windass]

I've had a seriously bad arse the last couple of days.

 

Went for an all you can eat on Monday afternoon, it was the first sitting of the day and yet everything tasted dry, obviously warm ups from the night before.

 

In fact on my dinner yesterday I was walking around WH Smiths and felt a twinge of the arse, nearly hit Defcon 1 there for a second and had to power walk back to the office so I could unleash hell.

 

were the kitchens dirty? :blah:monkeymad:

[Stu Monty]

Chineese is quite often some really mediocre shit. I love the starters, with the picking and the sharing, but the main courses manage to hit levels of bland that very few of our foreign brothers manage to achieve in their offerings from afar.

 

It'll be a tranquil day in Chiapas before I'd pick a Chineese over an Indian.

[Malarkey]

Char Sui Won Ton Noodle Soup is the best. Along with every other piece of delicate Chinese cuisine.

 

I salute this thread. And everything Chinese.

 

EDIT: Fuck you, Monty. Stop spoiling the Chinese love in. Or I will come down on you like a ton of bricks used to make the Great Wall of China.

[Section_31]

Chineese is quite often some really mediocre shit. I love the starters, with the picking and the sharing, but the main courses manage to hit levels of bland that very few of our foreign brothers manage to achieve in their offerings from afar.

 

It'll be a tranquil day in Chiapas before I'd pick a Chineese over an Indian.

 

Agree with that actually.

 

"Okay I've had the noodles, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?"

[Big Ig]

I had one on Monday. It was crap. I think the Chinese has changed hands.

 

Mr Potato Head-styley? Have they all got jazz-hands in there now and can't cook for shit because of it, but their moves are just, well, Jazz?