little things that annoy you

[melons]

people bringing foot**** on to the gf.....:P

[Bernard Diomede]

The fly that has just entered this room via the open window, and apparently wishes to take up residence.

 

Noisy, irritating fucker.

 

Me and the dog have just tag teamed one of those bastards. The dog going mad chasing it round the room doing the spade work, me the cunning sniper with the daily mirror waiting to pounce! poetry it was!

[Remmie]

lilliputians

[Redder Lurtz]

The Cage. But I'm feeling the love lately and I think I'll take him off my block list and rep him. Feel the love, people.

[Crazyhorse7778]

People who say watch your head after you've banged it.

[windass]

People who say watch your head after you've banged it.

 

never really thought of that one! :wallbutt::wallbutt:

[Hooch]

Getting the shitty unreliable bus to work

[Karl_b]

Dwarves.

[melons]

Waiting to see who will post their 5000th first, noos or mongy...

 

come on you two... you should be prepared for this....

[Karl_b]

Noos won't be back on until the morning, Senor Stock will break before then.

[melons]

Noos won't be back on until the morning, Senor Stock will break before then.

 

but will it be worthy?? ;)

[Karl_b]

With 'Stock and Noos, never.

[Red Mist]

Paying for a bus ride when kids get on FREE of charge. Why should paying people like me fund these freeloading little shits?

[windass]

Paying for a bus ride when kids get on FREE of charge. Why should paying people like me fund these freeloading little shits?

 

r the buses dear in liverpool?

[Hooch]

54 quid I think it is for my monthly solo. I can only get 2 bastard buses that go near mine, I think it's a but steep like considering the government wants us to use public transport. A months worth of petty doing my journey would probably be £25 quid, half what I pay for a cock sucking bus pass

[melons]

do buses still stink of damp and wee??? no offence, just been a while, our buses only pass hourly so you sort of learn to drive asap.

[billybonzo]

Piles and solid poohs

[windass]

do buses still stink of damp and wee??? no offence, just been a while, our buses only pass hourly so you sort of learn to drive asap.

 

its the old dears that stink of piss.and the oddball pervy guy who gets on! :eek:

[Karl_b]

Paying for a bus ride when kids get on FREE of charge. Why should paying people like me fund these freeloading little shits?

 

I think we've been through this before. It's to encourage them to use public transport instead of relying on cars. It's a good idea.

[melons]

Noos won't be back on until the morning, Senor Stock will break before then.

 

they're getting tiresome now...

[Red Mist]

I think we've been through this before. It's to encourage them to use public transport instead of relying on cars. It's a good idea.

No it's not. Let the kids WALK to school, everybody's complaining about how fat they're getting, giving them free bus rides is not going to improve their fitness. Or perhaps use all this money we paying passengers give to the bus companies to provide school buses? That way I can get onto a bus that I paid for and actually get a seat, and not stand just because all seats are taken up by schoolkids who didn't pay a penny to get on. Or just get them to pay a fare? If I had to pay when I was at school it shouldn't be any different now.

We're a nation of freeloaders and it disgusts me.

[melons]

Noos won't be back on until the morning, Senor Stock will break before then.

 

Are we still waiting??? this must be hard for them, bless.....

[longballs]

When someone is asking you a question on msn; you respond with a long detailed answer. They don't understand a small part of it and just reply with

 

"?"

 

Pisses me right off.

[She Knows It]

My Dad. A very little thing. 6 foot of total insignificance.

 

I've just spoken to him for the first time in years. He was at the next pump at the garage. I decided to be polite because I had my little girl in the car. Had a 2 minute conversation with him in which he got about 18 digs in about what a disappointment I am, including:

 

Dad: So where are you living now?

Me: *tells him*

Dad: *Screws up face* That's a bit of a come down isn't it?

Me: It's not so bad. I was struggling to afford the Kilburn house on my own.

Dad: Yeah, I heard you were on your own. Again.

 

Dad: *launches into glowing testimony of our youngest brother* I'm going to make sure Nathan doesn't throw his life away like you did.

Me: (trying to stay calm) I don't regret having kids when I did. Everything happens for a reason. I've been through a lot that I wouldn't have got through if I didn't have the kids to be strong for. Having them was the best thing I've ever done with my life, even if I was 17.

Dad: But you were going to be a doctor.

 

I cannot believe I am a product of his testicles.

[A_S]

PES 2008 refs. Biased bastards.... :telloff: