The cunting Daily Mail thread.

[lifetime fan]

Like anyone could entrap Dianna. 
 

She was the ultimate manipulative, self obsessed cunt. 

[sir roger]

14 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Like anyone could entrap Dianna. 
 

She was the ultimate manipulative, self obsessed cunt. 

( Don't tell the wife I repped this )

 

One of the weirdest aspects of the recent months is that the Mail has actually been fairly sensible compared to the Express and others. The comments of the readers are always reliably disgusting though.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Like anyone could entrap Dianna. 
 

She was the ultimate manipulative, self obsessed cunt. 

[Sugar Ape]

What’s weird with Diana is, much as I’m completely disinterested in the whole thing, it is actually one of the only celebrity deaths I can remember where I was when I heard it happened. 

[Geoff Woade]

I never understood the fuss over her. The way some people go on about her you’d think she was the sexiest woman of all time. 
I just don’t see it. 

[Bjornebye]

Because she was an attractive posh bit of royal fluff that everyone realised loved the cock

 

  

 

[Sugar Ape]

She’d be better if she didn’t have hair like Bruce Foxton. 

[Geoff Woade]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Because she was an attractive posh bit of royal fluff that everyone realised loved the cock

 

  

 

Still not seeing it. Middleton is infinitely fitter than her. (I don’t actually know why I brought up the Middleton thing, I just think she’s fit)

[Mudface]

33 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

What’s weird with Diana is, much as I’m completely disinterested in the whole thing, it is actually one of the only celebrity deaths I can remember where I was when I heard it happened. 

I think I was having a fag before my morning dump. I was devastated though, I was really looking forward to the Newcastle game.

[Gnasher]

Bring Diana back I say. It would be the shot in the arm this country needs, bring her back as a hologram. Kayne West did it for his girlfriend and look at the affect

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/entertainment-arts-54753214

 

 

We could have one of Lady Di at Wembley, Elton John singing a couple of tunes, her brother doing a speech calling Prince Charles a cunt and Harry and Megan as the surprise act. £100 quid a ticket and it would sell out. A hologram is probably better than her being alive because when she was alive she could be a bit annoying.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

14 minutes ago, Mudface said:

I think I was having a fag before my morning dump. I was devastated though, I was really looking forward to the Newcastle game.

I was in bed with a horrendous hangover (actually I was probably still pissed not hungover) when my boss at Woolworths called me to say we weren’t opening until 12. 
 

I had a bowl of coco pops, a can of Stella and went back to sleep. 

[Gnasher]

I was fucked off she caused our game with Newcastle to be postponed.

[Sugar Ape]

Just seen on Twitter the front page of the Mail has been about Diana on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday this week. I know it’s the Mail and all that but it’s fucking crazy with all the shit going on that’s their front page. 
 

 

[Lee909]

What else is there to report. Its been a slow news week

[Mudface]

 

[cloggypop]

She's gone, get over it.

[Stickman]

Only a matter of time I guess 

 

 

The Daily Mail editorial team were unavailable for comment as they are otherwise engaged 

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

20 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Only a matter of time I guess 

 

 

The Daily Mail editorial team were unavailable for comment as they are otherwise engaged 

 

 

 

Yep, we all knew it was coming. He should've turned down the honour too and told them all to go and fuck themselves. 

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Only a matter of time I guess 

 

 

The Daily Mail editorial team were unavailable for comment as they are otherwise engaged 

 

 

 

Yep. They dont even hide how racist and anti-poor/working class they are. The comments section is vile. 

[sir roger]

The lad is 21 and has probably paid more tax than the whole Tory front bench have cumulatively in their adult lives.

[Section_31]

Shitrag read by shitheads, owned by shitheads and created by teenage scribblers.

[Stickman]

Looks like The Daily Mail and it's avid readership are upset that immigrants are stopping them locking at tits tits and more tits

 

 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 03/11/2020 at 15:28, Sugar Ape said:

What’s weird with Diana is, much as I’m completely disinterested in the whole thing, it is actually one of the only celebrity deaths I can remember where I was when I heard it happened. 

You were speeding through Paris in a white Fiat Uno.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Looks like The Daily Mail and it's avid readership are upset that immigrants are stopping them locking at tits tits and more tits

 

 

Have they illustrated a story about the negative effects of photographing topless sunbathers and putting the pics on social media with a picture of some topless sunbathers that they have put on social media?

[Creator Supreme]

Today's Daily Mail Random Headline Generator Headline: COULD SINGLE MOTHERS GIVE THE BRITISH PEOPLE CANCER?