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Kelly Brook has ace nipples


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Some messages she had sent to an ex appeared in 2015 where she was calling his new girlfriend fat. She’s a right unit now.

 

She’s always been pretty with slap on but for some time now she wouldn’t get a second glance in the supermarket.

Fucking hell, don't know what supermarkets you're going to but I'd deffo follow her around the fruit and veg section.

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There was a film on the horror channel the other day with her in it stuck on an island with Billy Zane and some other dude. She was at the peak of her powers then.

Said other dude roots her in the surf, I’ve heard people say.

 

Wouldn’t know as I haven’t watched it thousands of times, frame-by-frame, second-by-second, while inflicting injuries on my dick which would cause flashbacks to a Vietnam vet.

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