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Kelly Brook has ace nipples


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27 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

She’s getting bigger but I’d still share my packet of custard creams with her. She’d fucking love it!

 

Yeah, the whole packet. 

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8 hours ago, Mook said:

If she ate a whole packet of biscuits without giving me one she would get a boot in the fanny.

Depends on what biscuits we’re talking about. She’s welcome to the bourbons, and they’ve ruined Jammy Dodgers (new and improved recipe my arse), so she can have them as well. There will be murder if she goes anywhere near the Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams, though.

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16 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Depends on what biscuits we’re talking about. She’s welcome to the bourbons, and they’ve ruined Jammy Dodgers (new and improved recipe my arse), so she can have them as well. There will be murder if she goes anywhere near the Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams, though.

No worries there Tone. I've heard she's a fan of Blue Ribands.

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16 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Depends on what biscuits we’re talking about. She’s welcome to the bourbons, and they’ve ruined Jammy Dodgers (new and improved recipe my arse), so she can have them as well. There will be murder if she goes anywhere near the Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams, though.

Tried them for the first time the other day, they put custard creams to shame.

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On 16/11/2019 at 16:30, Tony Moanero said:

Depends on what biscuits we’re talking about. She’s welcome to the bourbons, and they’ve ruined Jammy Dodgers (new and improved recipe my arse), so she can have them as well. There will be murder if she goes anywhere near the Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams, though.

She'd love my hob nob. Rumours are she only likes the chocolate ones though. 

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