Bottom

[A Red]

Richie: Hey Norman, my wife's had her hands severed in a severe industrial accident.
Eddie: How does she feel?
Richie: She can't. She hasn't got any hands.
Eddie: Hahaha.
Richie: Yeah, well ... I'd like to see one of todays thin, modern comedians do that joke.
Eddie: Why?
Richie: Because it's shit!

[Mendoza]

[Teflon Don]

"I have given you a red hot tip!"

 

[Dan Vito Corleone]

 

.............. Sarah Ferguson!

[Mendoza]

 

 

''Well done on The Birmingham Six, by the way.''

[Stouffer]

Richie: So if we want to score, we're going to have to hit that beach like two greased cougars from the planet big-bollocks, who've just been sacked from the Chippendales for being *too sexy*!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not sure whether to post here or the electronic music thread.

 

 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

"Blouses off Birds, it's the Hammersmith Hard men" still cracks me up.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Today on Kilroy, should traffic wardens be armed?

[The Golden Eel]

South of France? We bloody invented it mate

[Bjornebye]

[Carvalho Diablo]

Look Eddie, it's Desmond Lynam's hammerhead!

[Stouffer]

Four four four, four four four four.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

‘ Drizzle oil, Gloom Juice, yes yes yes yes yes Wind Smear ‘

[Creator Supreme]

Go A squad!

[Chris]

3 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Four four four, four four four four.

 

There's a taxi company in Miami that's legit 444-4444. Gets me every time.

[Carvalho Diablo]

One day I'll be in Berkshire, the next I'll be in...Twatshire.

[Bjornebye]

“Eddie, I think theirs someone in the drawing room”

 

”I don’t think I’ve been in there” 

[Bjornebye]

On 08/05/2008 at 11:35, Guest TK-421 said:

I think there's Dave + 1 as well. Sounds like a guestlist.

Hahaha

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I have a Bottom 24/7 channel part of my IPTV sub. Still watch it when there's fuck all else on.

 

Love the outtakes one too:

 

 

[KMD7]

Nice trousers.

[Leyton388]

Bottom was fantastic. One of my favourite episodes was when Eddie and Richie went camping and my favourite part is when Eddie is convinced wombles are real. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I like when the Ferris Wheel stops and Eddie pulls a full pint out of his inside suit pocket. I don't have many people I look up too but that is a hero right there. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 09/06/2014 at 21:15, A Red said:

Richie: Hey Norman, my wife's had her hands severed in a severe industrial accident.
Eddie: How does she feel?
Richie: She can't. She hasn't got any hands.
Eddie: Hahaha.
Richie: Yeah, well ... I'd like to see one of todays thin, modern comedians do that joke.
Eddie: Why?
Richie: Because it's shit!

That is just magnificent. 

[Leyton388]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I like when the Ferris Wheel stops and Eddie pulls a full pint out of his inside suit pocket. I don't have many people I look up too but that is a hero right there. 

Great Episode. 

Richie: I've got a photographic memory.

 

He then starts to blink as if taking a picture.