Regrets

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've ha D FEW FCUYKINS SMASEHSED.

[Woo]

But Then Again, To Many To Mention!

[grazywalker]

I've ha D FEW FCUYKINS SMASEHSED.

 

At 10.11am . Brilliant work indeed sir

[Ted]

Al, I think I phoned you by accident last night.

[grazywalker]

Al, I think I phoned you by accident last night.

 

Any regrets ?

[Ted]

Any regrets ?

 

No clue. I can't remember if I just leaned on my phone, or if I phoned on purpose.

[Elite]

Life is really weird.

 

You may regret doing something but then something really good happens (Meeting a great girl, finding a more suitable job....) that would not have happened if you had done the thing that you regret not doing. If that makes sense. My head hurts.

[Uncle_Meat]

Life is really weird.

 

You may regret doing something but then something really good happens (Meeting a great girl, finding a more suitable job....) that would not have happened if you had done the thing that you regret not doing. If that makes sense. My head hurts.

 

It's OK. All of your choices spawn an alternate reality where the reaction to that choice happens.

 

Shall I have a cuppa? Yes/No? Boof! 2 realities where you had your cuppa and another where you didn't. Groovy!

 

Keep it up, we need as many as we can get before the cows close us down.

[zigackly]

Fucking hell, I knew there was something I needed to do. Just putting the kettle on.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Al, I think I phoned you by accident last night.

 

 

No worries mate, i had loads of missed calls and texts last night as I left me phone in ours.

[Big Ig]

Meat, you've been missed.

[Stu Monty]

I echo the sentiments of Ig.

[Unrighteous]

I think you may have consumed a few adult beverages, old chap.

[RedinSweden]

Ah, touched by the hand of the whiskybitch.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I regret allowing fear and self doubt influence my decisions so much.

[Section_31]

The only regrets I ever have are about not hitting people. 

[Hooch]

Smoking weed in front of a police officer.

 

Coming home from Australia for a bird.

[Jose Jones]

I was in Stockton, California once (on the way from Yosemite to San Fran) and looked up Gary Young who used to be the drummer in Pavement in the phone book and gave him a call.

He didn't answer and I still regret not leaving a strange message on his answering machine.

[Mook]

There was this bird called Caroline who I could've fucked about 20 years ago, I dilly dallied & some other boy jumped the queue, she was really fit as well, it still irks me to this day that I didn't just get fired right in about her.

 

Other than that, what Section said, the amount of people I should've twatted when I was at school still gives me sleepless nights, there was one boy who bullied me for a bit & the only reason I didn't kick the fuck out of him was that he had a brother about 3 years older than us, if I saw him in the street now I would probably completely lose it & put the cunt in hospital.

[Captain Turdseye]

Eating a dodgy KFC the other night.

[Rico1304]

There was this bird called Caroline who I could've fucked about 20 years ago, I dilly dallied & some other boy jumped the queue, she was really fit as well, it still irks me to this day that I didn't just get fired right in about her.

 

Other than that, what Section said, the amount of people I should've twatted when I was at school still gives me sleepless nights, there was one boy who bullied me for a bit & the only reason I didn't kick the fuck out of him was that he had a brother about 3 years older than us, if I saw him in the street now I would probably completely lose it & put the cunt in hospital.

A mate of mine met an American stewardess on a flight to LA. They had a few nights out in LA and he left promising to ring her. He kept his promise, only when he found her number in a drawer whilst off his face one night 18 years later. He got through to her dad who thought it was hilarious. Surprisingly she hadn't waited for him and was married with 3 kids.

[KMD7]

A mate of mine met an American stewardess on a flight to LA. They had a few nights out in LA and he left promising to ring her. He kept his promise, only when he found her number in a drawer whilst off his face one night 18 years later. He got through to her dad who thought it was hilarious. Surprisingly she hadn't waited for him and was married with 3 kids.

 

That's outstanding

[Paulie Dangerously]

All those times that young Paulie didn't have the cajonies to seal the deal when a bird was obviously creaming for Dangerously's Diameter.

 

Why young Paulie, WWWWWHHHHYYYYY??

[Rico1304]

That's outstanding

He was on the phone to him for about 20 mins.

 

My mate is one of those people that things happen to, he was a good looking fucker when younger and his stories are legendary.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

ace remix of an outstanding tune.... regret not being able to get through for tickets for their opera house gigs next month... fucking gutted: