Blow job

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've never liked the term suck treat, it's Remmie's only flaw in my view, concocting it.

[rb14]

Unslurprisingly (sic), the thread focuses entirely on women giving men BJs whereas of course men give men better BJs.

 

By a long shot.

[melons]

I'm not going reading through the thread, but in case it hasn't been mentioned blow job actually derived from "below job", the term used by the hookers back in the day.

 

As you were.

 

Learn something new eery day.

 

 

Unslurprisingly (sic), the thread focuses entirely on women giving men BJs whereas of course men give men better BJs.

 

By a long shot.

 

 

As if! I've picture evidence that ski managed more banana in her gob than you did, unfortunately though, the banana didn't manage to score either of you on technique.

[VladimirIlyich]

It's only a right if we're getting something in return, like a new kitchen, bathroom, wardrobe, need i go on?

 

This is why Prostitutes are so popular.

[Remmie]

I've never liked the term suck treat, it's Remmie's only flaw in my view, concocting it.

Help the GF come up with an even better term

[Harry Squatter]

Help the GF come up with an even better term

 

Siphon the Python

[melons]

Siphon the Python

 

Miniature (sp?) slow worm?

[Flying Pig]

Call me telepathic but I would have put my house on Melons being on a thread called 'Blowjobs' in a flash. Rumour has it that our very own 'lady' of the forum has actually (it may be hard to believe) done one of these blowjob things. And without slandering the poor girl she was not even married to the chap either. Incredible I know!

 

She's not the messiah, she's a very naughty girl.

 

 

PS. On another completely unrelated note, doesn't Lurtzy look like that guy from the rip off loan Tv advert doing the 'hammer time' dance in orange and green clothes?

[Liverpool lad]

Roger suck me off please

[VladimirIlyich]

A Sausage Swallow?

[Kevin D]

I've never liked the term suck treat, it's Remmie's only flaw in my view, concocting it.

 

Agreed. The 28th of April, 2008 will forever be a date that lives in infamy.

[chauncey]

I've never liked the term suck treat

 

Me neither, it really grates for some reason (soz Remmie). Getting a chew isn't a treat: it's a goddamn birthright.

[Unrighteous]

Roger suck me off please

 

Dancing show was the first step, it seems.

[Thants]

I've never liked the term suck treat, it's Remmie's only flaw in my view, concocting it.

 

That's a terrible thing to say. I've been annoying my last 3 girlfriends with the phrase. they really hate it. I only say it afterwards, obviously.

[rb14]

Roger suck me off please

 

Babe, you can't afford me. Mind, I can't afford me.

[rb14]

Roger suck me off please

 

Darling, you can't afford me.

 

Mind, I can't afford me either.

[Liverpool lad]

You had your chance Roger

[Dougie Do'ins]

What a shit name for a great act. Blow? Job? There's no blowing unless she/he/it is an idiot. Job has far too much of a negative connotation and makes it sound like a chore.

 

From now on I decree the correct term shall now be known as a Suck Treat.

Did you come up with this yourself or did you get it from elsewhere ? If it was your own then you've been helping this French twat with his comedy material. He used it in one of his gags this week.

 

8 mins 20 sec in.

 

BBC iPlayer - Live at the Electric: Series 2: Episode 1

[Remmie]

Did you come up with this yourself or did you get it from elsewhere ? If it was your own then you've been helping this French twat with his comedy material. He used it in one of his gags this week.

 

8 mins 20 sec in.

 

BBC iPlayer - Live at the Electric: Series 2: Episode 1

Ha, he reads this site and rips me off!

 

I am trying to remember how I came up with it and think it's a play on words with Werthers originals. Then again maybe I subconsciously ripped it off someone else and then thought it was my own idea.

[VladimirIlyich]

Melons has been using the term Suck Treat for yonks on here.

[melons]

I nicked it off Remmie, I now hate the term blow job.

[VladimirIlyich]

BTW,Rainbow Kiss?

[Dougie Do'ins]

I nicked it off Remmie, I now hate the term blow job.

So Remmie has been plagiarised by the French ?

[Captain]

Seeing as there is as little sucking as there is blowing, I don't really see the improvement.

 

If you're unhappy with BJ go Oral Treat and be done with it. Neutral between the sexes too.

[Liverpool lad]

I'm not showing off here but I have had a girl suck me off