Emma Watsons Minge. Not really safe for work....

[General Dryness]

I'd fuck my own arse with a 3 wood just to wipe her arse 

 

You'd fuck your own arse with the whole bag for air miles.

[Section_31]

 

Erm....

 

Can we get some Lucy Pinder in here now please?

[ph245]

I would lick her anus for hours non stop.

[Spy Bee]

Erm....

 

Can we get some Lucy Pinder in here now please?

That particular one is a bit nonce-worthy. 

[manwiththestick]

I'd stand outside her bedroom window holding aloft a ghetto blaster booming out a Peter Gabriel song. Then the bumming would commence.

[Dr Nowt]

I'd just like to point out that I've seen Lucy Pinder's tits. In the flesh.

 

And got glared at by her stylist for openly salivating at them.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd just like to point out that I've seen Lucy Pinder's tits. In the flesh.

 

And got glared at by her stylist for openly salivating at them.

 

Pics or GTFO

[Dr Nowt]

Pics or GTFO

 

It was this photo shoot:

 

 

From this magazine:

 

 

Given the reaction my open staring and perving got, souvenir photos were a definite no-no.  I can only apologise.  I've still seen her tits though.

[stringvest]

she knows exactly what she is doing with them faces in the gifs. Fucking filth bag. she loves the fact that dirty old men rip their cocks off over her.

 

Erectus levitatus. Come on you bastard! Don't give up on me now!

[stringvest]

You'd fuck your own arse with the whole bag for air miles.

He'd rim his own eye with a golf cart just to sniff Danny McGrain's taint.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Lip-read it.  She clearly says "Alan"

 

And she's right.

 

(I've had him.)

[Alan Sex]

I'd thoroughly roger Stig until he bled, as long as there was a crumpled newspaper clipping of her in front of me and I could imagine it was her on the receiving end.

 

Once complete I would get all remorseful, ashamed and embarrassed - would sheepishly apologize to Stig before making a quick and shameful exit.

[KopOut]

 

Didn't realise she had a booty on her. I was under the impression she had the body of a teenage boy

It's called 'growing up' 

[stevebaby]

I'd thoroughly roger Stig until he bled, as long as there was a crumpled newspaper clipping of her in front of me and I could imagine it was her on the receiving end.

 

Once complete I would get all remorseful, ashamed and embarrassed - would sheepishly apologize to Stig before making a quick and shameful exit.

Youtube it of course.

[Alan Sex]

Youtube it of course.

 

It would be impolite not to.

[General Dryness]

I'd thoroughly roger Stig until he bled, as long as there was a crumpled newspaper clipping of her in front of me and I could imagine it was her on the receiving end.

 

Once complete I would get all remorseful, ashamed and embarrassed - would sheepishly apologize to Stig before making a quick and shameful exit.

Whilst you were trying to apologise, he'd be trying to give you money.

[Bjornebye]

arr eh fucking hell 

[RazorBack]

It's called 'working out (it)' 

 

Fixed it for you.

[stevebaby]

I would form a human centipede with One Direction just to hear the echo of her fart at the other end of the Channel Tunnel.

[neko]

[Bjornebye]

she has got that vulnerable posh crack-head look about her

 

I'm in 

[ph245]

She also has a hairy fanny.

 

I'm in.

[Gym Beglin]

I'd microwave my cock into a half cup and throw it at her window.

[Bjornebye]

I'd microwave my cock into a half cup and throw it at her window.

 

"And fuck me with what?"

 

[Herp McDerp]

Very NSFW in case any of you mongs are on the GF at work

 

https://eroshare.com/ak0vzzx5