Bored of my Username.

[Flying Pig]

Along with the 'Kop88, Kopite68?!?...etc' I have become bored with my username. Some advice is needed by my fellow TLW'ers (i.e You).

Here are a few, scores out of ten, please. Or choose your own.

 

1. Athletes Foot.

2. Athletes cock.

3. fRED west.

4. Something for the ladies.

5. Lion ming.

6. Vermo

7. Red Perv.

8. The red 'Brad Pitt'.

9. Reddy Break.

10. The Cunt.

11. The End.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The winner is my new best mate.

[hamstrung]

I still like "Bad Monica"

[Flying Pig]

Or Our Monica?

[Stouffer]

Geoff Bitch.

[Flying Pig]

Ben Dover and Phil McKavity.

[Stouffer]

Alan.

 

[Flying Pig]

Alan.

 

 

That made me laugh. I don't know why.

[Stouffer]

Alan would be an ace handle.

[Flying Pig]

Alan would be an ace handle.

 

 

There is already an Alan. And my name is not Alan. Two valid points, I fink.

[Stouffer]

There is already an Alan. And my name is not Alan. Two valid points, I fink.

 

There are no registered Alans, which make it even better.

 

Titbeak?

[Flying Pig]

Alan Sex? He's an Alan.

 

Cornflakes?

Shit drops?

Soiled myself?

[WaltonRed]

fRed West is ace.

[Flying Pig]

fRed West is ace.

 

 

Ta, knew you'd like it, being my closest forumite, as the crow flies.

[The Chief]

TheotherWaltonRed.

Or cos you've grown...

The Zoo.

 

You can't go for 'The cunt' mate, there are LOADS of cunts on here already:whistle: and that would only confuse the issue.

 

Also you can't be 'The End', I don't think Mr Usher would take too kindly to you resurrecting names of former (brilliant) magazines.

[WaltonRed]

Ta, knew you'd like it, being my closest forumite, as the crow flies.

 

Are you local?

[Stouffer]

Doc Croc.

[The-Sir]

Spud Gun.

[philyhamann]

Cum guzzler.

[Redder Lurtz]

Spud Gun.

 

Or, indeed, Dave Hedgehog

[Remmie]

Binfingers McGonical

Charlie Cock

_______ (this would confuse people)

Guntsmeg

Cage against the Machine

Jive Turkey

Cocksnogger McGonical

The Clungerutter

Lucky Pierre

Jeremy Kyle ate my Guinea Pig

Monty is a Ginger

Cunt him in the bastard

Minge the merciless

Jockeys.....something must have spooked 'em

The Beige

Cum By Aagh

 

Do not under any circumstances have any of the following as part of your handle: Scouse, Red, LFC, Stevie G, I'm the biggest Scouser ever and a lifetime fan and I love the club and I'm a super fan etc

[Redder Lurtz]

Binfingers McGonical

Charlie Cock

_______ (this would confuse people)

Guntsmeg

Cage against the Machine

Jive Turkey

Cocksnogger McGonical

The Clungerutter

Lucky Pierre

Jeremy Kyle ate my Guinea Pig

Monty is a Ginger

Cunt him in the bastard

Minge the merciless

Jockeys.....something must have spooked 'em

The Beige

Cum By Aagh

 

Do not under any circumstances have any of the following as part of your handle: Scouse, Red, LFC, Stevie G, I'm the biggest Scouser ever and a lifetime fan and I love the club and I'm a super fan etc

 

Unless it's done in a very clever way such as Red Alerts converted to fit the name of your Avatar Character, Lurtz. Fuck that's clever. And Madstock had fuck all to do with it which is even better.

[Dirk]

Jurgen Van Hoorschuttle

[Duff Man]

Corporal Clacker Valve

[Owen]

Lucky Pierre

 

That's the one.

[madstock]

Billy Fucktard

Tommy Titwank (possibly a bit too Tactics Truck)

Chris Cuntplasma

The Winged Ferret