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The "What would you do to Sharon Osbourne?" thread.

Redder Lurtz

By Redder Lurtz,
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I'll start, if I may: Boudicca's hordes had a habit of slicing off the breasts of female roman aristocracy and sewing them to their mouths, then impaling them on a sharp spike, still alive. That might be a bit too good for Mrs Osbourne but it's a fucking good start, the rancid, irritating, vacuous cunt.

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...is the right answer.

 

Kopite68, this is a battle you cannot win.

 

I should have fucking known better considering the depths most people in here will stoop to...

 

Right, well ok. AFTER you've fucked her and she starts fucking wittering on about the old days when her and Ozzy used to blah blah blah fucking blah. THEN what would you do to her?

 

Edit: "Fuck her again" is not a valid response.

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I should have fucking known better considering the depths most people in here will stoop to...

 

Right, well ok. AFTER you've fucked her and she starts fucking wittering on about the old days when her and Ozzy used to blah blah blah fucking blah. THEN what would you do to her?

 

Edit: "Fuck her again" is not a valid response.

 

Dunk my balls in her mouth while sipping a cup of Tetley and saying "ooooh Sydney!"

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Frankenstein's monster, all tit-tape and histericalrectumy, labia lasered, saggy arsed boil on the anus of humanity on her anus's boil. The Grande Dame of vacuous pestilence, raping the minds of the weak and Asda, stomping her way through decency and honour to sodom and gomorrah where she will stake her place for the throne of hell and all her minions will wail and bungee jump for our viewing pleasure whilst fucking our eyes with dog shit and star of davids covered in spunk and bat blood until we applaud their deaths.

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