Divorce - pros & cons?

[Champ]

Sorry my marriage didn’t live up to your standards.

 

I don’t know anything about your marriage. I was just surprised when you said she lurks on here the way you write about her

[lifetime fan]

I don’t know anything about your marriage. I was just surprised when you said she lurks on here the way you write about her

 

I’ve never had anything to hide from her - for the first time in my life I was honest with a partner.

[Remmie]

Genuine question.

 

I don't understand it, I feel like there should be a marriage pros and cons thread.

I made a profit from my first wedding!

[Scott_M]

I understand that most things on the GF can be laughed at. Things like Maddie jokes can be funny despite the nature of the incident etc. I mean we have a whole thread on women despite equal rights etc. But to take the piss out of a subject, forumite who is quite clearly hurting is a bit low Scot. Give it a year or so and Colin will be able to take it. But I’d move on from this one pal. LF quite clearly doesn’t want to discuss the subject and we should respect his privacy.

I get all that Dan, I’m not meaning to offend or take the piss, more trying to bring some lightheartedness to the proceedings.

 

Having said that, as you’ve already acknowledged, this is the GF and things have stopped much, much lower in other threads. So if songs didn’t work, maybe film titles will:

 

Fatal Attraction

Indecent Proposal

Sleeping With The Enemy

Never Ending Story

Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets

Gone Girl

Brief Encounter

Sex, Lies & Videotape

Dumb & Dumber

The Departed

Great Escape

Home Alone

Nightcrawler

Lady & The Tramp

Despicable Me

Liar Liar

Anger Management

Leminy Snicket & a Series of Unfortunate Events

Catch Me If You Can

Kick Ass

Raging Bull

Die Hard

Look Who’s Talking

Look Who’s Talking Too

Look Who’s Talking Now

[Captain Turdseye]

Dead Man’s Daps.

[Mook]

The Swapsies.

[tokyojoe]

Airplane.

[General Dryness]

Everything you always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask.

[Tony Moanero]

Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College

Thomas and the Magic Railroad

Billy the Kid Versus Dracula

 

Am I doing this right, like?

[VladimirIlyich]

Got it, if what you picked comes in it will be a turn up for the books

I'd burn them books if Col hadn't done it already.

[lifetime fan]

What a fucking joy this is. 

Brings out the very worst in everyone even when you’re trying not be a cunt. 

[littletedwest]

Has it come to that mate? But in my experience with mates ect tends to turn out bad

[Captain Howdy]

On 8/3/2018 at 8:22 PM, aventus said:

Why do people get married?

Genuinely fucked if I know, never would again

[Jenson]

12 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

What a fucking joy this is. 

Brings out the very worst in everyone even when you’re trying not be a cunt. 

Try not to be dragged down mate, easier said than done I know. You’ll learn a lot about people as you go through this.

[Fowlers God]

On 9/15/2018 at 11:47 PM, Jenson said:

Try not to be dragged down mate, easier said than done I know. You’ll learn a lot about people as you go through this.

100%. I remember how much her sister told me how much she hated her for what she did, how much she still wants me in her life as she loves me, still wants me at her wedding, still wants to spend time with me. 

 

Havent seen her in 6 months now she’s off out with her and her new fella every weekend. 

You are doing a great job Col! And for someone that doesn’t have kids you haven’t had to be continually nice. 

Choose to be that better man

[lifetime fan]

On 9/15/2018 at 11:47 PM, Jenson said:

Try not to be dragged down mate, easier said than done I know. You’ll learn a lot about people as you go through this.

 

Easier said than done although I have been trying. I let her have Milo this weekend. 

She’ll never see him again let alone have him. 

[lifetime fan]

Fuck even trying to be fair. 

[lifetime fan]

 

[mattyq]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Fucking hell, mate

Negged 

Unless it's drunken maudlin stuff then repped

[lifetime fan]

12 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Fucking hell, mate

Negged 

Unless it's drunken maudlin stuff then repped

 

Hahahaha

 

Neither - it's piss taking.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

[lifetime fan]

58 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Im only interested in parties where they’re not wearing pants...

 

And you could be mentioned in the fall out of this if I end of posting whilst pissed on facecunts. 

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Why colin, I had no idea you'd become a gay.

 

If you're ever in New Zealand,  I'll take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Why colin, I had no idea you'd become a gay.

 

If you're ever in New Zealand,  I'll take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

 

Become? 

 

Gay friday is an institution. 

[lifetime fan]

Her mate - the one Stig ‘spoke’ with blocked me on facecunts, then yesterday she adds me back as a friend so I can see some bullshit post. 

 

I was just looking for the most ridiculous meme to post to take the piss.