Ted Hankey's...

[Christian]

...performance against The Wizard was so bad in the BDO Darts, that, as his biggest fan, it was the equivalent of shitting in my bath.

[chrisbonnie]

he was shocking wasnt he, he needs a new challenge if you ask me, a trip to the PDC will cure his blues

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Is this thread rhyming slang for summat?

[Joe Strummer]

Ted Hankey is a horrible greasy ugly man.

[MAC5]

Ted Hankey is a horrible greasy ugly man.

 

He's also got the most inbred family ive seen on the telly

[bigredruss]

he was shocking wasnt he, he needs a new challenge if you ask me, a trip to the PDC will cure his blues

 

and retire very quickly as not good enough now, like too many in the bdo

[chrisbonnie]

and retire very quickly as not good enough now, like too many in the bdo

 

only about 6 or so decent players in the BDO

 

the early rounds are diabolical to watch

[Strontium]

...heading to prison for sexual assault

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-61423653
 

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Ted Hankey: Former darts champion jailed for sexual assault

Former world darts champion Ted Hankey has been jailed for two years for a sexual assault caught on camera.

Hankey, 54, from Berry Hill, Stoke-on-Trent, pinned down the young woman and, with an "air of entitlement", sexually assaulted her, Chester Crown Court heard.

He pleaded guilty at an earlier hearing to the attack on 10 September in Crewe.

The darts player, nicknamed The Count, was the BDO world champion in 2000 and 2009.

The court was previously told the victim was aged between 16 and 18.

Hankey, who had shown "more self-pity than remorse", dabbed away tears with a tissue as he was sentenced.

Judge Steven Everett, Recorder of Chester, said Hankey would have "denied it to the bitter end" if the attack had not been caught on film.

The footage was played to the judge after the courtroom had been cleared of public and press.

Hankey's wife is now divorcing him and his children do not want any contact either, the court was told.

In a victim impact statement read out, Hankey's victim said she now suffered continuing distress, panic attacks and heart palpitations.

[TD_LFC]

[Jairzinho]

Always the ones you least expect.

[Gnasher]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Always the ones you least expect.

Warra Cunt.

[Clem H Fandango]

27 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Always the ones you least expect.

Hahaha, made me cough my pineapple cider down.

[bigthrusts]

At least you can remove the letter "O" from his nickname now. 

[Chris]

Missed opportunity for a Hankey Panky headline there. 

[Furmedge]

Ted Spanky.

[VladimirIlyich]

A poundland Ray Reardon.