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56 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Silent Bite - 1/10. Lame low-rent rerun of From Dusk to Dawn plot as bank robbers lay low in an empty hotel and face off against the second worst film vampires in history.  I don’t even know how I made it to the end but it did the job of making me sleepy.

Who are the worst?

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Donnie Brasco. 
 

Still easily one of the top gangster films ever. Pacino is just superb in that genre even when he isn’t playing the alpha male. I must watch this about once a year and never ever tire of it. Michael Madsen is outstanding too. 9.5/10 
 

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15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Donnie Brasco. 
 

Still easily one of the top gangster films ever. Pacino is just superb in that genre even when he isn’t playing the alpha male. I must watch this about once a year and never ever tire of it. Michael Madsen is outstanding too. 9.5/10 
 

 

Lefty is the spit of my granddad Frank. He had the exact same glasses and hair and used to sit in the chair the same way watching sergeant Bilko.

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Identity- 8/10. Really enjoyed this, I'd never even heard of it before. It's a variant of Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians, this time with ten disparate people who get stuck in a motel during a storm and are picked off one by one. Great cast- John Cusack, Ray Liotta and Amanda Peet.

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17 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Identity- 8/10. Really enjoyed this, I'd never even heard of it before. It's a variant of Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians, this time with ten disparate people who get stuck in a motel during a storm and are picked off one by one. Great cast- John Cusack, Ray Liotta and Amanda Peet.


I saw Identity at the Odeon on London Road. Would have been 2002 or 2003.

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31 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Identity- 8/10. Really enjoyed this, I'd never even heard of it before. It's a variant of Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians, this time with ten disparate people who get stuck in a motel during a storm and are picked off one by one. Great cast- John Cusack, Ray Liotta and Amanda Peet.

Very good film that.

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31 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Identity- 8/10. Really enjoyed this, I'd never even heard of it before. It's a variant of Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians, this time with ten disparate people who get stuck in a motel during a storm and are picked off one by one. Great cast- John Cusack, Ray Liotta and Amanda Peet.

I remember that film, Rebecca De Mornay had tremendous boobage in it.

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Wife is watching Kong - Skull Island.

 

Its pretty poor but the thing that is baffling me is how big is Kong supposed to be ? In the original he is seen chained on a theatre stage so presumably 25/30 foot tall or so , then he then starts punching planes out of the sky. In this one he actually grabs a helicopter and squashes it between his hands. 

 

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11 hours ago, sir roger said:

Wife is watching Kong - Skull Island.

 

Its pretty poor but the thing that is baffling me is how big is Kong supposed to be ? In the original he is seen chained on a theatre stage so presumably 25/30 foot tall or so , then he then starts punching planes out of the sky. In this one he actually grabs a helicopter and squashes it between his hands. 

 

 

Try being dragged to the cinema to watch the King v Godzilla films by your wife and small child. Not only are they shit but the size of Kong changes all over the place. Some times he seems like he's 30 feet tall the next minute he is as big as Godzilla, then he reverts back etc

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Gladiator 2 - didn't have high hopes tbh but a decent action film with some great cinematography. Obviously not a patch on the original. 3/5

 

The Substance - started as a thought provoking exploration of age and self imagine but quickly got predictable until the ending which went a bit, "Drag me to hell," comedy horror. The presence of both Margaret Qualley AND Demi Moore's tits in the first hour improves the score but still only a 2/5

 

Carry On - like a 13 year old boy tried to remake Die Hard 2. 0/5

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